- This story doesn't fit in the Street Fluffy series - it's more like a oneshot.
- "Okay Fluffy, now remember, every time I hit you in game, I hit you in real life."
- >"Fwuffy dont wike dis game. Wan pway sometin ewse!"
- "This is the only game I have, sorry..."
- >you and fluffy are playing Street Fighter 2
- >every time you hit Fluffy pony in game, you hit him in real life
- >you have taught him how to block, but you know he already forgot how to do it
- >you have been playing the game for years now
- >you just got fluffy yesterday
- >take it easy on him, using jabs that hit low damage
- >every time your attack connects, you flick him with your finger
- >"Oww!" Fluffy whines, "Why daddeh huwt Fwuffy...?" "Fwuffy don't wan pway anymore..."
- >you start using straight punches
- >you are now punching him with a "friendly punch" force
- >"OW!" "PWEASE STOP!" "WHY HUWT FWUFFY!" "FWUFFY LUV DADDEH!" "PWEASE NO MOWE BOO BOO!" "FWUFFY WAN PWAY
- DIFFEWENT GAME!"
- >Fluffy pony has bursted into treats
- >he wont shut up
- >decide to skip the fierce attacks, and start using combos.
- >you preform one 10 hit combo which KO's his character
- >drop the fight stick
- >begin to wail on fluffy pony's tiny body
- >you hear bones cracking each time your fist connnects. His fluffyness cannot stop your mighty punches.
- >no longer is he screaming for you to stop
- >all you hear is gurgling from all the blood overflowing from his mouth
- >finish your "combo" by throwing his beaten bloody corpse into the air
- "SHORYUKEN!"
- >fluffy's skull smacks the ceiling
- >he falls to the floor
- >there is blood everywhere
- >your fluffy pony is very bad at street fighter
- >you realize you never gave him his controller
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Street Fluffy Alpha - Oneshot
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