Title: Mfaniyabiashara's Inventory (Updated 7 Sept 2016) Author: apdming Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Z0c53qx7 First Edit: Tuesday 8th of September 2015 05:05:53 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Tuesday 27th of September 2016 11:19:54 PM CDT 7 SEPT. 2016: NEW ITEMS ARE MARKED WITH [NEW]   Inventory Prices are organized by the below format.   BUYING/SELLING RULES: When buying or selling an item, two bartering rolls are allowed, the higher of which is accepted. Both rolls will be made simultaneously along with the offer.   (Initial Price / Price following a successful Bartering roll (Non-critical) / Price following a Critical Bartering Roll) (Bits)   ---WEAPONS---   [Single]   [NEW] The Sexy Saber: Can only cut clothing and other cloth-related objects. Cuts through armor on rolls of 8+. Can never cut living material (450 / 430 / 360) [NEW]   [Ranged]   -Lacerating throwing knives: A bundle of lightweight throwing knives with serrated edges. [On rolls of 8 and above, cause the "Bleed" effect on the target] (65 / 62 / 60)   -Bonemerang: A cursed boomerang wrought from bone, with serration chiseled on the outer curve. Always returns to its owner. [Can make an extra attack roll which does not cause both attacks to miss on critfail] (72 / 65 / 60)   [Shield]   -Plank Shield: Flimsy, but could be very buoyant. [Does not provide an extra Hit, but enables floating in liquid] (58 / 45 / 40)   [Special]   -The Steak Dinner: A pilebunker that is commonly used by the diamond dogs of Acappella City as a heavy-duty mining tool for extracting denser ores like mattea and emeraldium. This version has since been repurposed for battle against heavily-armed foes. The name is known to offend the bovines of the Béarnaise Plateau. [Recharge 3: User takes 1 turn to arm the spike into the "ready" position. When the spike is in the "ready" position, the next attack autocrits. If the roll for this autocrit attack is a natural crit, the recharge is immediately reset, and the spike goes back into the "ready" position. Passive: Ignores 3 Points of enemy damage resistance.] (360 / 330 / 310)   [NEW] The Battle Barnacle: A flail made of a metal scallop shell the size of an adult buffalo's head. A tongue-like appendage extends from the shell and wraps around your arm, serving as the "chain," while the hardened shell serves as the bludgeon. The shell spasms on its own in response to particularly gruesome hits, animated by the frenzy of the battle. [Passive: on critical successes, you may make another 3 attacks, each dealing -2 points of damage. On critical failures, you may make another attack, and this one has no damage penalty. In both cases, rolling another critical success/failure does not proc this effect.] (660 / 600 / 575) [NEW]   >Apostle Spinsaw: A gruesome experimental weapon forged by the Apostles of White, and a favorite weapon of Surgeon Yatrius. Conceptualized as a method of carving useful parts from monsters with tough hides, it has been repurposed to viciously dissever the bodies of abominable demons. {Weapon Tag: Great; EFFECT: Upon success, the user may roll 1d2. The result of the 1d2 roll is the number of turns that this weapon will deal ongoing damage to its target, equal to the damage done by the initial success. EX: on a success of 8 and a roll of 2, the ongoing damage will be 3 points for 2 turns. If the user has the Strong racial, they roll a 1d4 instead.} (520 / 480 / 300) >Requires 1 Magitech Fuel Cell to power   [Catalyst]   [NEW] Brine Branch: A wand made of petrified kelp from the shores of Rumelia. When flicked, this wand can spray seawater at a target as a Ranged Spell. After a success, you can continue the effect at DC - 2. In addition, spells cast using this wand are DC-1. (650 / 550 / 475) [NEW]   ---CLOTHING / ARMOR---   [NEW] Belt of Unnecessary Sound Effects: Whatever action you take is guaranteed to have sound effects that add extra oomph to whatever you do. Performance-based rolls gain +2, as do persuasion rolls of any kind (intimidation, bartering, lying, etc.) if you describe what sound effect it causes. Might make it extremely hard to sneak. (350 / 280 / 260) [NEW]   -War Poncho: A heavy-duty poncho clearly designed for Buffalo use, with intricate designs sewn in that appear to tell a story. (85 / 79 / 65)   -Maid Outfit: A frilly, fancy maid outfit. Could come in handy as a disguise. (90 / 86 / 72)   [NEW] Dojo robes: The robes of a novice in a dojo. (100 / 70 / 55) [NEW]   [NEW] Set of theater masks: An assortment of masks used by traveling performers. (150 / 130 / 115) [NEW]   ---RELICS---   [NEW]: The Ain't Brush: A calligraphy brush with a pure white tip. When held in the left hoof, it drains color from whatever it touches. When held in the right hoof, it can use any paint it has absorbed, perfectly coloring whatever it touches. [NEW] (450 / 425 / 380)   ---CONSUMABLES---   -Flintlock Bullets: Compatible with any Flintlock weaponry. (60 / 50 / 36)   [NEW] Burnt Brew: An alcoholic drug in the form of a dark red/purple liquid. When added to a drink and consumed, the consumer becomes extremely drunk in an instant, then becomes fully sober after about 15 seconds. Highly illegal and hazardous to your health. (650 / 600 / 530) [NEW]   [NEW] Bag of Friendly Fire (5 pellets): When thrown at or smashed against a surface, these pellets burst into fake fire. The target is unharmed, but appears to be on fire to all outside observation. If used on an enemy that is not aware of their effect, that enemy must make a DC+2 resistance check to avoid losing an action this turn and next. (90 / 75 / 60) [NEW]   ---OTHER---   [NEW] Broken zither (30 / 29 / 15) [NEW]   [NEW] Broken set of bells (50 / 44 / 25) [NEW]   [NEW] Set of gong chimes: When used in performances, these reduce the DC of critical successes by 2. (460 / 390 / 350) [NEW]   [NEW] "Lavender Buds: a Bard's Catalog": A book of local stories. (150 / 120 / 80) [NEW]   [NEW] Magitech Fuel Cell (200 / 100 / 90) [NEW]