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All TOPF threads in one list

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  1. This is a list of TOPF threads that have been saved over time by anons to expose TOPF's faggotry.
  2. Do not post in TOPF threads
  3. Do not acknowledge TOPF
  4. Do not reply to TOPF(but hey, I'm a wall of text, not a cop, so go right ahead and do it if you wish.)
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  6. #1
  7. Everyone's favorite: TOPF vs Phoenix Wright
  8. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15358151#p15358151
  9.  
  10. Summary: Pheonix Wright uses real court methods to debunk TOPF's insane headcanons.
  11. This thread marks the decline of TOPF's reign of autism.
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  13. #2
  14. TOPF admits he would kill Pinkie Pie
  15. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15697969#p15703621
  16.  
  17. Summary:
  18. He admits he would slay Pinkie and shows his split personality.
  19. He said he loves her but would kill her if she became royalty.
  20.  
  21. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16188701#p16188996
  22.  
  23. Summary: TOPS justifies why he would kill or have Pinkie killed.
  24. As an anon somewhere in this thread said
  25. "Basically, he attempts to justify his willingness to kill Pinkie upon becoming royalty, and other anons argue with him about whether or not he actually loves her. One anon clarifies, saying that it is 100% a product of his philosophy."
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  27. #3
  28. TOPF's boiled corn and carnival delusions.
  29. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15790883#p15791635
  30.  
  31. Summary:TOPF asks for advice from /mlp/ on how to court Pinkie Pie. Although the advice will probably amount to nothing, the anon was kind enough to leave links to very nice pieces of music for TOPF, who probably didn't listen to them.
  32.  
  33. I think "I guess if she doesn't want to date me anymore, I'll have to lock her in a basement, feeding her nothing but boiled corn and dirty water, to force her to love me" sums up the point of saving this thread pretty nicely.
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  35. #4
  36. TOPF's medication causes him to not be aware of his insanity
  37. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15815778#p15815924
  38.  
  39. Summary: I saved this thread because without his medication, TOPF becomes severely depressed, as implied by his post.
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  41. #5
  42. TOPF thread, definition of insanity
  43. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15852519#p15852947
  44.  
  45. Summary: This one is an interesting one to be sure. TOPF talks a little about his life, giving a few details of his everyday life.
  46. He's also called out on his insanity which he wholeheartedly denies, even though he takes medication for his mental afflictions.
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  48. #6
  49. TOPF's motives
  50. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15569265#p15569891
  51.  
  52. Summary: TOPF openly admits his plans to immediately be dishonest to Pinkie and her friends. You would have to read the conversation to see what I mean. Also, as an anon somewhere in this thread said
  53.  
  54. "He believes the princesses oppress Ponyville as evil tyrants. TOPF constantly talks about how he plans to murder them, the elite (rich) and force everyone to think exactly like him. He believes he can use his smooth social skills to convince Pinkie to side with him."
  55. >social skills
  56. 10/10 Hilarious.
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  58. #7
  59. TOPF and an ex-soviet
  60. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S15634236#p15635127
  61.  
  62. Summary: This thread is as any TOPF thread would be: autism. But this time, an ex-soviet appeared to give him his own to bits, from his own experience when he lived in the USSR. The rest of this thread can be ignored.
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  64. #8
  65. TOPF plans a fanfic
  66. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16159304#p16159713
  67.  
  68. Summary: It's basically a self-insert fanfic where this crimson colored earth pony finds a really really really really really old book, takes said book to twilight for help reading it, and doesn't let her read it. It turns out to be a socialist book which he titles "The Evils of Royalty, The Plight of Masses, and Medicine by the Sword." It's a manual that shows him how to overthrow royalty.
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  70. #9
  71. TOPF writes a grimdark fic
  72. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16362777#p16362777
  73.  
  74. Summary: TOPF does a self-insert(I think) where he tortures and brainwashes Pinkie into loving him.
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  76. #10
  77. TOPF explains why he hates Celestia
  78. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16443957#p16447014
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  80. #11
  81. TOPF cheats on Pinkie Pie
  82. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16565027
  83. Summary: He cheated on her with Sunset Shimmer. I guess his love for her really isn't pure.
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  85. #12
  86. TOPF admits his true feeling for Pinkie Pie
  87. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16615648#p16617156
  88. Summary: TOPF reveals his true feelings for Pinkie Pie. This is truly a deep and unique outpour of emotions that ABSOLUTELY no other Pinkiefag has ever given us. Ladies and gentlemen, Truly this is THE best, most well written love post for Pinkie Pie we have yet to see to come from any member of the human race EVER. I humbled by such genius as Pinkie would be outright smitten by such a barrage of intimacy. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. I tip my hat to you.
  89. #XAE
  90. Xae's list
  91. ALL credit goes to XAE for getting this list together. I take absolutely no credit for this, implying I could since 4chan is an anonymous imageboard. I think you know what I'm getting at here. Thanks XAE.
  92.  
  93. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14870915
  94. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14851487
  95. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14846831
  96. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14844368
  97. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14829573
  98. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14804318
  99. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14791311
  100. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14788166
  101. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14786494
  102. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14786412
  103. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14786342
  104. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14785282
  105. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14778079
  106. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14768160
  107. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14742346
  108. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14738048
  109. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14729191
  110. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14716681
  111. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14703038
  112.  
  113. And this
  114.  
  115. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14652752
  116. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14633431
  117. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14598773
  118. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14582135
  119. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14525426
  120. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14518249
  121. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14502859
  122. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14492229
  123. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14435912
  124. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14425268
  125. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14396554
  126. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14387018
  127. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14354455
  128. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14319954
  129. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14293635
  130. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14265521
  131. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14094402
  132. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14025931
  133.  
  134.  
  135. Here's some more.
  136. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14017934
  137. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S14007214
  138. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S13967341
  139. >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S13958624
  140.  
  141. (jesus tapdancing christ)
  142.  
  143. All this was brought to my attention by this anon
  144. http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S16149062#p16152422
  145.  
  146. Summary: TOPF is one fucked up aspie.
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