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The Science of >Rape

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  1. The Science of >rape
  2.  
  3. >Day spaghetti in Equestria
  4. >You're Twilight Sparkle, librarian pone of P0nyville and Celestia's personal student
  5. >You're also a socially awkward sperglord
  6. >It's been exactly 132 days, 10 hours and 32 minutes since the human, Anonymous arrived in Equestria
  7. >It has also been 125 days, 3 hours and 8 minutes since Fluttershy developed a crush on your Anon, visiting him each morning, attempting to guess his fetish
  8. >Of course she does not possess your superior intellect and have yet to succeed
  9. >Anon is meant for you, you know it, even your book on human/p0ny agrees with you
  10. >Then again, _you_ wrote your book on human/p0ny relationships
  11. >According to your calculations based on the size of Anon, his dietary needs, monthly spendings and habits, he will soon need go out and purchase more food
  12. >You'll let Spike sleep in for today
  13. >Time to monitor everything
  14. >Scientific Experiment #069 codename: Anonrape initiated
  15. 1/7
  16.  
  17. >DATA LOG #001 [ANONRAPE] 00:32 - Phase 1 Observation
  18. >Current location: P0nyville Marketplace
  19. >Observation of the P0nyville marketplace yielded results, the subject is engaged a practice to reduce the price of goods, know as "haggling" with the apple and apple accessories vendor, Applejack
  20. >Anon: "But those apples were only $1.99 bits before!"
  21. >Applejack: "Ah know this, but those damn beavers flooded mah farm!"
  22. >The subject appeared to be convinced by the vendor Applejack, and purchase a dozen apples
  23. >Additional note #1:The Earth p0ny Applejack appears to take no interest in Anon as a mate. Assessed Risk: Low
  24. >Subject is now heading towards Sugar Cube Corner, presumably for cupcakes
  25. >Observation is now continuing through the window
  26. >Pinkie Pie is now conversing with subject
  27. >Additional note #2:The Earth p0ny Pinkie Pie shows affection towards Anon, however does not attempt to engage in sexual activities. Assessed Risk: Medium
  28. >Pinkie Pie is now giving Anon a hug. Hug appear to be non-sexual.
  29. >Anon is then seen walking out of Sugar Cube Corner, with frosting on the left side of his lips
  30. >Fluttershy is then spotted hiding in a bush, Fluttershy appears to be wearing a modified version of the human underwater clothing know as a "swimsuit"
  31. >Important Note: Fluttershy - Extremely high risk, frequent attempts to engage in sexual activity with the subject without consent have failed so far
  32. >Fluttershy then jumps out of the bush, trying to tackle Anon, however she fails and bounces off of Anon
  33. >Anon then turns to her and inform her that swimsuits are not his fetish
  34. >Additional note #3:Anon has a nice ass
  35. >LOG #001 END
  36. 2/7
  37.  
  38. >You're now Anon
  39. >Fluttershy just tried seduce you with some kind of swimsuit
  40. >Nice try, but socks are your only fetish
  41. >As you leave your yellow rapist behind, you notice Purple smart write furiously with a quil
  42. >You seriously hope she is not writing another one of her terrible clop fics involving her being punish by Sunbutt because she had been a "tardy filly"
  43. >You decide to say hi to her
  44. "Hey Twilight"
  45. >"GAAHH!"
  46. >With a yell, Purple Smart jumps up and a purple light blasts out of her horn, it knocks you to the ground
  47. >Some Asian guy in the background yells "KO!", and you feel the world darken around you
  48. >Hours later, you wake up in Twilight's library/treehouse thing
  49. >Your hear a voice coming from upstairs
  50. >"Ooooh my, you've been a such naughty filly, always being so tardy, I think I'll punish you~"
  51. >"Do you like that you naughty little filly? *Spank"
  52. >You noped so hard Big Mac would be proud
  53. >You run back downstairs, bolting for the door
  54. >You shudder at the thought of Twilight working on a new chapter of her clop fic
  55. >Good thing your house isn't too far away
  56. 3/7
  57.  
  58. >DATA LOG #002 [ANONRAPE] 05:12 - Unexpected Interruption
  59. >Current location: P0nyville library
  60. >The subject, undoubtedly drawn to the reseacher's extraordinary beauty, greeted her while she was lost in her research, diligently taking notes
  61. >Shocked by his extrovert behaviour, she accidentally let out a blast of magic, knocking him out
  62. >No doubt he will be angry with her slip up, perhaps he will even seeks to punish her
  63. >He will likely force me down with his powerful arms, and will I be forced present my vulnerable plot him
  64. >Then, he will whisper into my ears with his deep voice, reminding me of his dominance
  65. "Ooooh my, you've been a such naughty filly, always being so late, I think I'll punish you~"
  66. >As he says this, he runs his rough hand through my mane, and then moves lower
  67. >He spanks my naughty ass, leaving a red mark
  68. "Do you like that you naughty little filly?"
  69. >I moan in response
  70. >...
  71. >My thoughts are interrupted by the slamming of a door, which marked the exit of Anon
  72. >The subject is clearly not yet prepared to advance the relationship with the researcher further
  73. >LOG #002 END
  74. 4/7
  75.  
  76. >DATA LOG #003 [ANONRAPE] 20:41 - Further observation
  77. >Current location: Bush located outside of Anon's house
  78. >The subject Anon is currently at his home, performing a human morning routine known as "triple S".
  79. >Fluttershy has been spotted, obviously continuing her daily fetish guess attempts
  80. >The current fetish attempt appear to be socks, a popular fetish among stallions, according to "The Big Book of Fetishes"
  81. >Fluttershy knocks on Anon's door, and as predicted, Anon opens the door to see what Fluttershy wishes to present him
  82. >Anon:"N-No Fluttershy that's n-not m-my fetish!"
  83. >The subject appear to be stuttering at an increased frequency, he then slams the door on Fluttershy
  84. >Note: A transparency spell is used for further observation
  85. >The subject is now stumbling up the stairs, into his bedroom
  86. >He appear to be undressing
  87. >The subject is now lying naked on his bed, and seem to be masturb-
  88. >Twilight drops her paper and quill
  89. "Oooh Anon"
  90. 5/7
  91.  
  92. >Twilight can feel the heat in her body, and the need to extinguish it
  93. >As she watched Anon behind the bush, her hooves massaged her body, reaching lower and lower
  94. >She teased her naughty folds, while staring unblinking at Anon, stroking the hot monkey dick that she knew belonged to her and nop0nyelse.
  95. >She feel herself getting close, and sense Anon is too
  96. "Cum for me Anon"
  97. >As Anon came, Twilight closed her eyes and let out an audible moan, her legs spasming.
  98. "Aaaaah~"
  99. >She let a powerful orgasm, staining her surroundings
  100. >Her shaking legs finally giving away, and she collapse into the ground, panting.
  101. >A few minutes later, Twilight regains her balance, and straightens her mane
  102. >Looks like she'll be visiting Rarity for some socks
  103. 6/7
  104.  
  105. >You're now Anon, and damn nigga, that was some good masturbation
  106. >Your hot monkey dick was hard enough to cut diamonds, the hardest metal known to p0nykind
  107. >In fact it still is
  108. >You're now Anon, after a second round of masturbation
  109. >Still not fucking Fluttershy though
  110. >Cumming inside Rainbow Dash sounds cool, but not Fluttershy, she smells like a neglected horse stable
  111. >Shower again because you want to walk around day smelling like the gay bath house
  112. >Head out to work, get paid, go home, sleep.
  113. >Today was an average day
  114. 7/7
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