The Science of >Rape Part 3

>Day Turdas in Equestria

>You're the Gilda, a master cook and a friend of The Gourmet

>The Gourmet might be a dweeb, but her cooking is top notch

>If only you had her secret ingredient

>As you carefully prepare the Ponetage le Magnifique for the griffon King Alfred Stormfeather, the signature pop from a teleport spell interrupts your cooking

>You turn around to find one of Rainbow's dweeb friends, Twilight Jack or something like that

>She was a bigger dweeb than all of Rainbow's dweeb friends combined, in fact you're surprised that she hasn't grown wings and transformed into the dweeb princess or something

"What do you want dweeb?"

>You really do use the word dweeb too much

>Twilight looks at you with an odd hunger in her eyes

>"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way"

>"Tell me who The Gourmet is"

>lol what a beta whorse

"Whatever dweeb, her name is-"

>"Ooooh so you want to do this the hard way huh?"

>Twilight Jack charges up a spell and aim her horn at you

"WTF dwee-"

>You're cut off yet again, and you find yourself teleported somewhere

>"What's this? Oh my, I haven't had a griffon in the royal rape dungeon for a long time~"

>You turn around to find Celestia, Equestria's most powerful rapist

>You never asked for this

"Fucking Twilight Jack"

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>DATA LOG #007 [ANONRAPE] 54:20

>The quickest way to a stallion's heart is through his stomach

>According information extorted from the uncooperative cook, Gilda, the identity of The Gourmet has been confirmed as Sweetie Belle

>Princess Celestia mentions that Gilda is now far more submissive

>Additional note #5 - The unicorn Sweetie Belle has an odd obsession with Anon, she is often seen around Anon's house, but never near Anon unless necessary. Assessed Risk: high

>Additional note #6 - Fluttershy has once used Sweetie Belle in a fetish attempt, hoping that his fetish is fillies

>Sweetie Belle is currently moving down the road to Anon's house

>She is carrying a bag with a few items inside

>A see-through spell reveals butter, flour, diced carrots, diced onions and a small bottle

>It would appear that Sweetie Belle is gathering ingredients for her Ponetage Le Magnifique

>Her frequent visit to Anon's house might be related her cooking

>Perhaps Anon possesses her secret ingredient

>The small vial would then be accounted for

>DATA LOG #007 END

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>You're now Sweetie Belle, AKA The Gourmet

>In all your years, no one has ever found out about your cooking skills

>The burnt breakfasts for Rarity made sure of that

>You're off to Anon's house, to collect his bodily fluids

>It's the secret ingredient for your Ponetage Le Magnifique

>You've installed a magic filter system under his shower

>The pipes had a tunnel beneath them, and the entry is near Fluttershy's cottage

>Odd place for a tunnel, but whatever works

>In Equestria the only form of salt available is in blocks, grown on salt block trees and that's not good for cooking (because fuck you, that's why)

>But Anon's sweat, as you found out during one of his visits to Carousel Boutique, contains salt

>You can smell salt from 5 miles away

>Applebloom thinks you're trying to steal Anon from her and Scootaloo kept muttering on about pizza

>But you had no interest in the monkey

>Cooking is your stallion

>As you enter the tunnel to Anon's house, you could swear that you heard someone following you, but you see no one

>You shrug, and wall down the tunnel with your gear

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>You're now Twilight Spergle

>Cloaking spells can only hide a p0ny partially, but this tunnel you find yourself in is devoid of light, making hiding a simple task

>You follow Sweetie Belle down the tunnel, and you arrive at a small cave

>Pipes can be found on top of the roof, along with an odd magical contraption

>It resembles the concentrator used to refine chemicals into a higher concentration

>It is connected to the pipes, and some kind of yellow liquid is is collecting at the bottom

>Sweetie Belle removes the contraption, and pours the liquid into a small bottle

>The bottle is labelled "a little magic"

>Oh mother of Celestia

>This whorse is using your Anon's bodily fluids for her evil cooking

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

>Sweetie Belle drops the contraption and the bottle

>A blast of magic sends the filly flying across the room

>Another blast made her disappear

>Celestia will definitely appreciate some fillies in her dungeon

>It is time...

>To impersonate THE GOURMET!

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>You're now Sweetie Belle

>You wake up in an odd looking and dimly lit dungeon

>Twilight has send you here, after she found you collecting your Anon broth

>You walk around, exploring the ancient looking interior of this unusual architecture

>Celestia's cutie mark is engraved on the stone walls

>You hear a moan down a hallway, and head there to investigate

>A griffon lay on the ground, wearing a collar with a long rusty chain attached

>It moves slightly at your presence

>"M-master?"

>What is she talking about?

>A hot hoof gently trace your flank

>You jump in surprise

>"Now, My Little Pony, there is not need to fear"

>"Princess Celestia is here to take care of you"

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>You're now Anon, and you can't get this Ponetage Le Magnifique right

>Something is missing, it lacks flavour

>Needs to be more salty

>Equestria only has salt blocks available though, not sure why

>Can't use them for cooking, dissolves too slowly and hard to get the dosage right with them

>Knocks on door

>Open door with apron still on

"Damn Fluttershy, dragon dildos are not my fetish, and if it was, I'd be at the bathhouse with Spike"

>You realised you've just said that to Twilight

>You seriously hope she doesn't tell Spike about this

>She has a chef's hat on, odd

"Sup Twibright Sprinkle"

>This rustles her jimmies every time

>"B-Baka! That's not my name"

>Hue

"So what's with the hat?"

>"Well Anon, I'm glad you asked"

>"I saw you walk with that book, the Uncommon Taste was it?"

"Well yeah…"

>"Which dish are you cooking at the moment?"

"Ponetage le Magnifique, why?"

>"Well, Anon, I'm glad you asked"

>"Because I am, THE GOURMET!"

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>You're now Twilight Sparkle

>Anon was surprised to find out that you're the gourmet, but was convinced none the less

>Time to activate phase 2 of the plan

"I thought you might want to taste the Ponetage le Magnifique in its full glory, mind if I come in?"

>"Sure"

>You walk into Anon's house, and find your way into his kitchen

>On your way, you notice that Anon's living room has the perfect spot for a bookshelf for when you move in with him

>The two of you will get married, and on your honey moon, the two of you will have so much sex Rarity would be jealous

>Oh Celestia what if you have foals?

"Oh Anon, not inside~"

>"What was that Twilight?"

"NOTHINGEVERYTHINGISFINEDON'TWORRY"

>"Errr the kitchen is this way"

>The both of you enter Anon's kitchen

>You pull out the bottle of "a little magic"

>Wait

>What are you supposed to do with it?

>wellshit.lettertocelestia

>"Is that your secret ingredient Twilight? Is it some kind of broth?"

"YESBROTHTHAT'SWHATTHISIS"

>Brilliant save Twilight, you truly are a genius

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>You find the Ponetage le Magnifique being cooked in a pot, and almost done too

>Good, because you can't cook

>You add a teaspoon of "a little magic" to the pot

>Now you just need to wait for this to finish

>Maybe you can have a nice chat with Anon about your future with each other

"S-So, hey Anon, nice weather we're having today?"

>As you turn around, you knock over a pot of spaghetti, spilling it everywhere

>A quick spell cleans it up, but the room is now filled with a different kind of spaghetti

"…and that's the Ponetage le Magnifique, in its final form"

"Okgottagofastbye"

>You teleport yourself to Anon's front door

>"Twilight wait"

"Huh?"

>"Do you want to like, eat with me? You did help me cook this afterall"

>Oh sweet Cadence he wants you to stay for dinner

>Does that count as a date?

>Will the two of you drink wine and dine under the glow of scented candles?

>What if he touches you inappropriately under the table?

>THE TWO OF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT!

>"MY BODY IS NOT READY!!"

>You teleport back to the treehouse, along with a chunk of Anon's front door

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>You're Spike, dragon and admirer of Rarity

>You were eating some dangerously shiny diamonds, and Twilight teleports back home

"Hey Twilight, what with the chef's hat?"

>Twilight doesn't say anything, and she just levitate a book and throws it to you

>It's the Uncommon Taste

>Holy shit is she The Gourmet?

>So that's why she is always going down to the basement and locking the door

>That little pink vibrating thing she takes with her must be for preparing the dough

>You're now Anon

>Twilight really need to get her spaghetti under control

>You just asked her to eat lunch with you, and she runs out like you asked her to marry you

>She must be allergic to onions

>How does p0ny biology work anyway?

>Gotta get this door fixed though, or else you'll be vulnerable tonight

>And you don't want to end up

>Fucking Fluttershy

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