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Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop Part 1

By: Anoneemoose on Jan 6th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.96 KB  |  hits: 183  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Coworkershy in Equestria
  2. >You are anon, employee #69 at Madame Kinky Pie's Toy Shop
  3. >Fluttershy is now your coworker/stalker/rapist
  4. >Ritual of the triple S
  5. >Get your ass to work
  6. >Arrive at the shop, but Fluttershy is nowhere to be seen
  7. >You enter the backroom, looking for Fluttershy
  8. >Only to find her experimenting with this summer's new product, the "Hot Monkey Dick".
  9. >You don't want to know how Pinkie managed to make a replica of your penis
  10. >"Mmmmnn yeah Anon give it to me you naughty monkey AUUUGHH"
  11. >You throw up instantly
  12. >Flutterslut turns around
  13. >"Oh hey anon, is throwing up your fetish?"
  14. "No Fluttershy, and as your senior, I demand that you get to work"
  15. >"Is dominating young-"
  16. "No."
  17. "Look Fluttershy, you're here to work, so go and do it, otherwise don't bother showing up, because this is a toy shop, not a hot monkey dick stand."
  18. >"I-it c-can be a h-hot monkey dick stand m-mister."
  19. >When did your life go so horribly wrong?
  20. 1/4
  21.  
  22. >You sit at the front counter and serve customers while yellowrape cleans the backroom
  23. >MintyLyrepone walks in with a bottle of wine
  24. >Picks up ballgag and blindfold
  25. >Never knew Bon Bon was the kinky type
  26. "Oh hey Lyra, those for Bon Bon?"
  27. >"Erm yeah, Bon Bon that's who it's for...hehe."
  28. >This mare is really weird
  29. "That'll be 5 bits, and remember, if you're good to Pinkie, Pinkie is good to you"
  30. >She puts the bits in your hand, and just pauses and stares into it
  31. >She's drooling all over the floor
  32. "Lyra?"
  33. >"YES FUCK ME WITH THOSE HANDS!"
  34. >Spaghetti is overflowing the shop
  35. >Fluttershy rushes out with her wings fully hardened
  36. >"Y-you better not be touching other mares besides me m-mister."
  37. >Fluttershy appears to wearing a maid costume
  38. >How the fuck did she get that?
  39. >Lyra slowly backs out the shop, leaving a trail of drool, fluid and spaghetti behind her
  40. "Fluttershy can you get that?"
  41. >"If that's what you want, master…"
  42. >Oh shit nigger did you forget that she's in a maid costume?
  43. >Well fuck
  44. 2/4
  45.  
  46. >Fluttershy is cleaning Lyra's mess on the floor, while making sure her soaking marehood is directly winking at your face
  47. >Only the dead can know peace from this evil
  48. >Your boner betrays you, and is now reporting for duty
  49. >That horny fucker
  50. >Fluttershy starts moaning and dirty talking
  51. >"Mmmnnn I better get the dirt off the floor, or master anon would punish me with his hot monkey dick"
  52. >She drips all over the floor, slips and fall
  53. >Your boner has been slain.
  54. "S-Stop that Fluttershy, I don't want the shop to s-smell like you"
  55. >"S-So maids are not you fetish?"
  56. "No, n-now stop that before soame customer w-walk in."
  57. >"Is p-public se-"
  58. "No damnit!"
  59. >With an "Eep" Fluttershy flies into the backroom, knocking over a stack of Ponega (Which means heaven in Japonyese) flip plots on her way
  60. >Why can't your life be easy once in a while?
  61. >As you pick up the Ponega flip plots and arrange them back into a pile, a white flash nearly blinds you, and a giant white plot block your view,
  62. >Princess Sunbutt has arrived.
  63. 3/4
  64.  
  65. >"Enjoying the view anon?"
  66. >Celestia press her glorious plot closer to your face
  67. >While you're no horse fucker, you have to admit that this is some plot.
  68. youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2ImZTwYwCug#t=30s
  69. >To the disappointment of your boner, you stumble back from the ass of the gods
  70. "Er hey p-princess, welcome to Kinky Madame's pie shop"
  71. >Celestia chuckles at how intimated your were and eyes the flip plot in your hands
  72. >"Oh anon, if were you _this_ lonely, I am certain that I can help you out"
  73. >She wiggles her plot in your face
  74. >Your boner betrays you yet again
  75. >Fuck you asshole
  76. >You can see Fluttershy peeking behind the counter, her wings shooting out with a "pomf"
  77. "N-N-No thanks Princess, I'm doing just fine…"
  78. >You back off, only to bump into Cheerilee
  79. >"Ouch anon, you should watch where you are going, or else I'll have to see you after class"
  80. >Memories of the back-of-the-gym penis inspection day from Mr Russell floods back
  81. >You shudder violently and faint
  82. 4/4