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Jchallo and Fluttershy

By: Anoneemoose on Jan 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.77 KB  |  hits: 184  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day cats in Equestria
  2. >You're Fluttershy
  3. >Shit shower and guess anon's fetish
  4. >Apparently futashy is not his fetish
  5. >But your magical boner demands satisfaction
  6. >In fact, you can hear a song in your head
  7. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84
  8. >You grab out a picture of a cat, and toss it into the fireplace
  9. "I summon Jchallo with this picture!"
  10. >A magic portal opens and a demon comes out of it
  11. >"I am Jchallo, Who summoned me?"
  12. "Erm...I did, if that's okay with you"
  13. >"What do you want mortal?"
  14. "Y-Your hot monkey dick please"
  15. >"Ha, the Jchallo does not waste his time pleasing a mortal, be gone!"
  16. "Oh no mister no you don't"
  17. >You aim a hose at the cat anon, and he drops to the ground
  18. >"Argh water, my only weakness!"
  19. >You spend the rest of the day
  20. >Fucking Jchallo
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