AN-0N Part 1

AN-0N Part1

 

>Day the maker probably hates you in Equestria

>You're AN-0N, human made AI in a droid body

>Power up, no shit because droid body, no shower because droid body, retract your growing neckbeard to clean-shaven mode

>"Anon…"

>Lyra is calling out to you in her sleep

>Find yourself with a morning wood, or is it morning metal because you're a droid?

>It's poking Lyra, fortunately she is not awake yet

>Data suggests contact with sexual organs is normally considered awkward or intimate

>You attempt to sneak into the bathroom without disturbing Lyra, s you can remove your boner

>You fail, and Lyra murmurs in response to your clumsy movement as you try to slip away from her

>Well, you were never really built for stealth like those assassin droids

>You replay the recording of that time when an assassin droid nearly took out your penis

>Good times

>"Mmmnnfff"

>Lyra wakes up, and sees your metallic schlong

>"Oh Anon, aren't we excited?"

>Lyra eyes you lustfully, and place one of her hooves on your crotch

>Damn she is assertive

>Whatever happened to crying about not meeting a human?

>"Let me help you with that~"

SEARCHING DATABASE FOR PONY MOLESTATION PROTOCOLS

ERROR - NO PROTOCOL FOUND

>Well, shit

>Lyra's horn glows, and your pants are unzipped

>Interesting, this phenomenon needs to be recorded for further analysis

>She place her hoof on your penis

>Uh-oh

1/

 

>You're now penis, secondary AI

>You're not sure what happened but you've just been re-activated

>You check the current condition

SITUATION: SEXUAL

SECONDARY AI ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>From your visual sensors, you see an unicorn like creature, stroking your penis

>Time to engage in sex protocol #026 - Passionate Love Making

>You rearrange your droid body so you're now positioned on top of the unicorn

>Breathing heavily, you move your body closer to hers, and starts kiss her at the neck

>You leave a trail of kisses as you trace down her body, pausing as you arrived at her naughty bits

>"Oooh Anon, you're such a tease~"

>Dis mare wants it bad

>Oddly enough the maker included all known human sexual positions and several positions used by other life forms

>This of course, means good news for the secondary AI and the mare under him

>You use your tongue to give the unicorn a slight lick, teasing her already eager body

>Before she could complain about your teasing yet again, you silence her with pleasure

>Lyra's body twist at the will of your dexterous tongue

>To your surprise, the unicorn soon reached orgasm with a loud scream, you were good, but not that good

>Before you could decide whether you should give her the dick, or let her take the lead and see where it goes, a voice interrupts your processes.

>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

>Another horse like creature kicks you with its backlegs

SITUATION: DANGER

PRIMARY AI REASSUMING CONTROL

2/

 

>You're now AN-0N, or Anon for short

>Following your molestation by Lyra and the taking over by penis, you now find yourself with the mare called Bon Bon next to you

>She is on the ground holding onto her legs, apparently in pain

>You do a quick scan of the records, and find that penis has been busy doing it with Lyra

>You establish a link to penis

"Damn penis, why did you have to have sex with her?"

>"Don't be mad at me boss, it's not like a droid has anything to lose"

>Well, his got you there, in fact an inter-species relationship could work well for diplomacy, kind of like how ancient tribes married their daughters

>You end your conversation with your clever dick

>The conversation took less than a microsecond, thanks to the fact that you're both AIs

>Judging from Bon Bon's attempt at hurting you, you might have become the third droid in a sexual relationship

>Good thing negotiator droids are built tough, so they can be sacrificed to protect human negotiators

>You get off Lyra, who seemed to have fainted from her orgasm, and tend to Bon Bon

>She tries to fend you off by waving her legs around, and it looks like she is having a spasm

>With one swift move you grab her like you would a dog

>Her legs wiggle around, trying to break free

>"What do you think you're doing y-you rapist?! Are you going to tie me up? Are you going to hurt me? Are you going to take advantage of me like you did Lyra? YOU'RE A MONSTER"

>Those questions appear to be suggestive

>The local species here must be very sexually active

>Let's hope the maker has given you enough protection from p0ny rapists

3/

 

 

>You take Bon Bon to the bedroom, and set her down on the bed

>"A-Are you going to rut me?"

"No Bon Bon, you just kicked a droid made of metal with full force, you need your rest"

>You leave Bon Bon behind and close the door on your way out

>You can hear a groan from Bon Bon

>"Awwwwhh"

>The sound of cooking can be heard from the kitchen, you assume Lyra is conscious again

"Erm, good morning Lyra"

>"Hey there, handsome"

>Virtual spaghetti flows from your pockets

"So Lyra, I was wondering who is in charge around here?"

>Lyra seems to be confused by your question, but answers anyways

>"Well, the two princesses, princess Celestia and Luna are in charge of Equestria, but Mayor Mare is the local mare in charge"

"I see, so where can I find this Mayor Mare?"

>"Centre of the town, in the round tall building, heading out to town baby?"

>This mare seem to be under the impression that you two are now dating

>Not that a droid should mind, since sentient beings normally regarded them as tools

>Not to mention Lyra has that whole human fantasy thing going on, which would explain her attachment

PROTOCOL: FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS ENGAGED

"Well, I guess I am"

"Babe~"

>You figured you might as well go along with this for now

>You wink at Lyra as you head out the door

>"Oh goody, more ruttin', let's do Bon Bon too'"

"Shut up penis"

4/

 

>You head out into the town, p0nies scream and scatter at the sight of you

>"OH NO, THE CREATURE'S EATEN LYRA AND BON BON AND IT'S COMING FOR US!"

>"EVERYP0NY RUN!"      

>At least they're not trying to destroy you with lasers, that can be real unpleasant.

>A yellow and pink pegasus seem to be observing you through a bush

>Must be curious

>Before you could find the town centre, a purple aura surrounds you, and push you to the ground

>"Girls, tie him up!"

>P:"woooo, bondage, how exciting"

>An orange p0ny ties up your legs, while a cyan pegasus with a rainbow colored mane tends to your arm

>"Damn, the rainbow one must be some kind of dyke"

>Fucking penis

>You're flipped around to face a purple unicorn

"Hey er, take me to your leader?"

>The purple p0ny and her companions, you count six in total, appear to be startled at your ability to speak

>Maybe they confused you for some kind of vicious beast from the local environment and this is all a big misunderstanding

>You certainly hope so

"I'm a nice person, really, and I assure you I did not eat any member of your species"

>The purple one ignores you, and examine your body with her eyes

"Hello?"

>...

"Please respond"

>Her horn glows and you appear inside what seems to be a library

>Teleportation. Maybe this species is more advanced than you think

>You find yourself set down on to the ground again

>The purple unicorn begin to talk

>"You appear to be sentient and capable of speech, so tell me, who and what are you and what are you doing here in P0nyville?"

5/

 

>You're now Twilight Autism, and it's time to listen

>An odd creature ventured into P0nyville, and spent the night at Lyra and Bon Bon's, apparently loud screams was heard from the house this morning

>No p0ny was brave enough to find out what happened, and as the creature exited the house, you and your friends ambushed it

>Upon its capture, the creature started speaking, and explained that it was not harmful

>This creature was not in the known species archives, that much you are sure

>You decided that the creature needs to be question further, so you've teleported your friends and the creature back to your library

"You appear to be sentient and capable of speech, so tell me, who and what are you and what are you doing here in P0nyville?"

>"I am AN-0N, adaptive negotiator model 0N, but please, call me Anon. I am a droid as previously implied and I got here through a portal accident"

>This creature seemed oddly calm, and something about the way he speaks feels off, as if he had no emotions, or is very well disciplined

"Tell me about droids, I've never heard of your kind before. What do you eat? Can you use magic?"

>"Droids are not living creatures, we're made of, among other things, metal. I myself, carry advanced artificial intelligences that rivals living minds. We're not capable of magic, in fact it does not exist where I come from. I do not need to eat, but can digest almost anything."

>The girls, and you included, was shocked to hear this

>Never in Equestrian history has none living things talked without magic, this is a big discovery

"Ok, girls, I'm sorry but I think I need to question this droid on somethings best kept private"

>The mane 6 were disappointed to hear this, but gives you much needed privacy none the less

>You teleport yourself into your basement along with this droid named Anon

6/

 

>You're now Anon

>Despite your co-operation, your captor does not appear satisfied

>She is most certainly curious, seeking much information with each question

>However her request for privacy worries you, this generally leads to torture

>Certain details are hidden based on your programming, and you can not divulge them, no matter how much torture you receive

>A species without any computers probably won't understand

>You just hope your destruction will be swift and your hard drives are in one piece once it's all over

>The purple unicorn continues her questioning

>"You say that you're mostly metal, but my eyes see flesh"

>You sense your clothing being pulled off of you

>"To confirmed that you are telling the truth, I will now perform a series of tests"

>The purple unicorn approaches you, taking a careful sniff

>The door to the basement burst open, and you find Lyra standing at the door, looking quite angry

>"What are you doing with my human you purple autistic whorse?"

>"Wah?"

>"You heard me, go play with your smelly doll bitch or I'll tell all over P0nyville about what you did with your brother!"

>"WAAAAAHHHHHH"

>The purple unicorn runs out crying

"Well, that was an interesting turn of events…"

>Lyra's horn glows and teleports you both back into her house

7/

 

>You arrive at Lyra's living room, and you restraints are still left tied on

>Not a problem for a droid of course, in truth the ropes could not have kept even the lowest form of droid restrained, you just left the ropes there to make your potentially harmful captors feel in control

>Now that you have no more need to be tied up, you use your strength to break the ropes and free yourself

>You were surprised to find that Lyra referred to you as "her human

"So Lyra, about back there, who was the purple one?"

>Lyra stares at you, shocked at your strength

>"O-Oh her? Twilight, Twilight Sparkle, some egghead the princess likes a lot, but that's not important…"

>"My, aren't you a strong human~?"

"Why do you call me that?"

>"Call you what honey?"

>"Human, I am a droid you know"

>"Oh baby, why does that matter, you're every bit human and far better as far as I care~"

>Lyra leans in and kisses you on the cheek

>"I'll give you some privacy to get dressed, or not~"

>She leaves the room, swaying her butt at you, while giving you a wink

>"*whistle noise* we gonna tap that?"

"Yes penis, that is the plan"

>Looks like you'll be

>Fucking Lyra

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