Title:           Fucked up with Pinkie
Author:          anon-enjoy
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First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of December 2015 03:47:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 8th of December 2015 05:54:53 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>Currently at Pinkie Pie party
>Because let's face it that's where majority of the parties you went to were held
>ADHD girl had really gone all out this time too
>Somehow Pinkie made a deal with Berry Punch who was able to "convince" her dad to get a keg for them
>What that entailed you didn't want to know but hey free beer right?
>At the present moment you, Pinkie, Treehugger, Fluttters, Berry, and Sunset are chillin smokin a bowl
>The usual fuckin drugos still fucked up waiting for the randos to leave
>"Who the hell brought fuckin Lyra here? They play the worst shit imaginable" proclaims Berry slightly mor drunk then the rest of us as she passes the bowl to you
>Lyra and Bon Bon had currently taken over the Bluetooth and apparently Punchy wasn't happy with it
>You lazily grab the pipe and spark up
>You fuck up a half asked french inhale before turning to Berry
Thought you didn't have beef with them?
>"She's just angry that they broke her bowl." quips Treehugger
>"Fuck you, you've broken a shit ton of my bowls. Wish you were here Treehuggggerrrr."
>AS belligerent as Punch Wagon was she had a point plus with the amount of cid Treesy took tonight she might as well not be here
>She'd pipe up every once in awhile but spent most of the time at parties in the world she bought
>Girl had a problem but friends get no judgement
>"Tell me you aren't driving home tripping?"
>Thank god Sunset is the responsible one
>"Naw I'm good. Flutters is driving me home she's just high we'll be fine"
>In agreement Flutterbutt gives the group a dazed smile and a nod
>She looked fucking ripped but you knew Fluttershy could handle her shit
>"Actually could I grab a ride with you guys? It would save me a drunken walk home."
>"Sure Sunset I'ts on the way anyway."
>Yellowquiet's so nice to give them a ride home
>Plus the group decided that Treehugger shouldn't drive fucked up after what happened last time
>That made you think though
>How were you getting a ride home?
Hey Flutts could I score a ride as well?
>"O I'm sorry Anon I wish you had asked sooner, I only have room for three cause I've got some animal crates in the back."
Ah it's no problem I'm sure I'll make it home safe.
>Ponk who had benn zoning harder than Treehugger (which is a feat in itself) pipes up
>"You sure Anon you seem pretty fucked up? You could always crash here if you need to."
If it's not too much to ask.
>"Of course it's not silly!"
>She still had so much pep even when high
>But you decide to take the safer option (for once) and stay
>The party dies down til its just you and Pinks
Thanks fer lettin me stay Pinks. Need any help cleanin up?
>"Aw thanks Nonny, you don't have to though, I'm pretty used to this."
Nonsense.
>You help her clean up the place as much as you can in your current state of affairs
>Most likely doing more damage then good but hey it's the thought that counts
>When the house looks slightly better than it did before you start to arrange the throw pillows on the couch to your liking so you can either pass out or spin out
>You hadn't decided which yet
>"Um Anon? What are you doing?"
Getting the couch ready for sleeping aren't I?
>"Wouldn't you rather sleep in a nice warm bed? Come on in with me"
>A cozy bed did sound nice
>Knowing Pinkie it would most likely be pink and extra fuzzy
Sure. Why not?
>With a woo and a near stumble Pinkie throws her arms around your neck and practically drags you to her room
>Her room is as you expect pink, fluffy, and warm
>The shag carpet feels sensational on your feet
>You break free of Pinkie and plop lazily on the bed.
>Party horse flips the light and puts Netflix on the PS3
>She flips to a random season of It's Always Sunny (your groups usual choice to binge when fucked up) and snuggles in next to you
>Pinkie's out in about ten seconds flat and your eyelids were begining to feel like molasses
>Time to turn off a soon to be hungover and headache riddled mind
>As you are just about to close your eyes you're hit with a flying elbow from the magenta haired girl beside you
>To prevent further assault you grab her arm only to be greeted with a knee to the groin
>Laying on your side using your legs you lock down the sleeping Panka's knees of death
>However rather then fighting back she seems to calm down and cuddles into your chest, dragging your arm around her
>You surrender your grip and let her nestle in
>In this moment life is pretty good
>Pinkie's hair smells of fruity bubblegum
>And her extra body heat is heavenly in this cold
>Nothing could ruin this moment
>Well nothing but the throbbing erection you had presently
>All right keep it cool wouldn't want any awkwardness
>Just gotta adjust and..
>Your jostling must have disturbed the pink one because she sleepily changes positions
>When she finally settles you feel you could rest easy
>If Pinkie's left hand wasn't playing twister with your shaft as the red dot
>O boy it'll be a long night
>At least she isn't awake
>You look down and see a very awake Pinkie with the biggest shit eating grin on her face and her hand on your groin
Pinkie what the he...
>Before you can protest she covers your mouth and proceeds to pull down your boxers
>"Shhhhhh just let it happen"
>As she begins to stroke your cock, you pull her hand away
Seriously Pinkie what the hell?
>"Come on Nonny I see the way you look at me, I know you want this."
Yeah your'e hot but we're friend it'd be wei...
>Before you can finish she interrupts you again
>This time with by taking your dick in her mouth
>Your sentence trails off into moans as you realize she has you at her mercy
>As you lean back she teases you more
>Licking aaaaaaaaall the way down the shaft before coming to the top and gently flicking your tip with her tongue
>You didn't know how much more you can take and as if she could sense it she stops
>"That was just the warm up. I'm not done with you yet Anon."
>She reaches to pull down her panties and sits up
>Crouching down she expertly lowers herself onto your erect member
>After taking the whole thing in she pauses to adjust to the size
>You look up at her face reeled back in pleasure  
>She slowly starts her pace
>Gradually increasing her speed you watch as her balloon like breast bounce and jiggle
>Your schlong is coated with her juices as she glides up and down on your cock
>Faster and faster until you both can't take it anymore
>As you pump her full you feel her muscles clench hard around your shaft as her orgasm shakes her senseless on top of you
>Once she catches her breath she collapses onto your chest leaving you and her at eye level
Piinkie?
>"mmmm yeah Nonny?"
What the fuck was that?
>"A plan made a success. Why did you think I always invited you to my parties? I figured you had gotten the hint."
>As usual you were in the dark but you play it off pretty smooth
Yeah totally... I knew that.
>Smooth
Smoke a cig?
>"sure"
>You pull out your pack of Marbs and grab one for her as well
>After probably the best cig of your life sleep comes easy
>Good End