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FR Dragonborn Oneshot

By: allyourwut on Feb 27th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.24 KB  |  hits: 36  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day dragonborn in equestria
  2. >Wake up.
  3. >Shit, Shave, Shower.
  4. >Go downstairs and cook some eggs, bacon, and toast, because fuck cereal.
  5. >Put all of the food on a plate.
  6. >Just sitting down to eat it when
  7. >*Knock, Knock*
  8. >You get up with the rage of a thousand blue balled virgins, and stomp unnecessarily towards the door.
  9. >You put your fists through the door and pull it off the hinges and splinter it above your head
  10. >It's Faggotshy and her little demon rabbit.
  11. >"O-Oh my~"
  12. What. Do. You. Want!!
  13. >Your last word bounces off the mountains in the area.
  14. >"Um...I-I was wondering if beastiality was your f-fetish...
  15. >You stare at Angel bunny and pick it up by the scruff of the neck.
  16. >Holding it in front of your face you inhale the largest amount of oxygen you can without exploding your lungs.
  17. Raan Liiv Krii!!!!!
  18. >Angel Bunny's body whithers like a sun-dried tomato.
  19. >You smash Angel Bunny onto the ground and he splashes into dust, while the wind carries it away.
  20. >You then proceed to push your Bookshelf in front of the entrance to your home. Ya know, because you raped your door like Fluttershy had raped your very soul.
  21. >You then sit back down at your table and take a bite of your eggs.
  22. >They're cold...
  23. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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