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Anon is at Pinkies party.

By: allyourwut on Feb 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.92 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Christian Bale in equestria.
  2. >You are Pinkie Pie, and today is your birthday.
  3. >You are watching your friends enjoy your entertaining games.
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oIDvCl6lA
  5. >You begin walking towards some of your friends when you hear a loud dinging noise.
  6. >Then anon walks through your front door.
  7. Oh no
  8. >Anon is at your party...good, he's alone.
  9. >He starts drinking all your punch and popping the balloons.
  10. >You didn't invite him, he just kinda walked into your home.
  11. >He Screams "Why can't I fucking understand!!"
  12. >Now Anon starts talking to your second aunt Bernice.
  13. >He knows what her real name is, but he still calls her Clarice.
  14. >He brought a moldy pizza and he eats it piece by piece, and says "Help me fucking understand!"
  15. >Now he's stabbing Mr.cake's wife.
  16. >"Why don't you fucking understand?!"
  17. >With a carrot for a knife...
  18. >"Gimme a fuckin' answer!"
  19. >Someone starts playing the Kazoo.
  20. >Anon just shouts "Oh good for you."
  21. >Now he's running bare-assed through the crowd.
  22. >Fluttershy starts to scream how he's very well endowed, unabashedly.
  23. Someone call the guards!!
  24. >Rarity says they're coming up the block.
  25. Ya bitch!
  26. >Anon is running clothe-less down the street.
  27. >It's such a scene he'll be in the rape dungeon for a week.
  28. >The guards spear him, but Anon doesn't seem to miss a beat, screaming "Why can't they fuckin' under-
  29. >They tackle him, rope him, now he's under their command.
  30. >However Anon is laughing, like he has the upper hand.
  31. >Next comes a flash of light...
  32. >Anon has dispersed into sand.
  33. >You watch as the dust that once was Anon catches on the winds, and drifts away.
  34. >You are still Pinkie....
  35. >What the hay was that?
  36. >All you know is that Anon ruined yet ANOTHER party of yours.
  37. >You're starting to wonder if it's because of the first time you forgot to invite him...
  38. >Nah, he wouldn't get that mad about it.
  39. >You take a sip of what's left of your punch.
  40. >Today was a weird day.
  41. END
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