twisted porno anon - the beginnings

>you are anon, and right now you are in the biggest fap session of your life.

>see you wanted to play video games, and several came out that you "must play" in short order

>every wakeing moment you had, was spend eating, shitting, or playing those games to the fucking ground

>the consequence of this action however, was that you did not fap, for damn near 2 weeks

>so you spent the better part of this day getting your favorite porn in order sit down on the most comfortable chair, and start fapping

 

>be trixie

>you heard that celestia could be crewel in her jokes some times, but never payed any attention to it.

> until she asked you to preform in ponyvill for her and the rest of the town

>on the plus side, they aren't throwing anything at you, how could they, celestia and luna were in attendance, to this... well fuck... its a made up holiday, possibly made just to screw with you.

>you may not be the smartest pony in the world, but god damnit you aren't stupid either.

>you learned your lesson last time you where here, dont antagonize the crowd no matter what they do, and shut your fucking mouth... lies get you nowhere... most of the time...

>ok you still lie your ass off ever where but they know you here, you so you cant run your mouth again.

 

>be anon

>butt plug in place,

>vibrations to max

>lube in by the gallon

>this will be the best night ever

 

>be trixie

>you are half way through your set

>nothing has gone wrong yet

>the town is respectful in the beginning, but you know that look in their eyes

>about a quarter of the way through, you manage to turn the crowd from annoyed, to interested, some to excited.

>but you notice that celestia and luna are more or less board, celestia not showing it nearly as much as luna though

>but you were prepared for this

>in researching magics that will shock and awe even a magic schools teachers, you found a spell that would for but a few moments bring a creature from another world, across the folds of time and planes of existence, to this one for but a moment.

>you thought it dangerous, but decided that what is the worst that could happen even if you brought something like discoard here?

>the beast would be shocked, than stunned, and by the time it regains composure, poof, out of this world and back to their own.

>so you prepare it, this is going to be magnificant

 

>be anon.

>laptop in front of you,

>balls deep in a fleshlight

>life is good, the simple things, watching a video of a woman fucking another woman up the ass with a strapon, while that woman uses a strap on yo peg a guy, who is being sucked off by a very attactive tranny

>years of internet porn lead you here, all for this moment, the pure bliss, you dont give a fuck what others think of you, you never have, and because of it, you are in the grips of extacy about to lose it to one of your favorite videos.

>on the cusp of climax, you release the fleshlight, grab onto the desk and spin a quarter circle around.

>you shut your eyes hard

>headphones on

>you cant hear or see the blinding light

 

 

>be trixie

>you can see the runes are alineing right,

>every circle is in place

>the look on twilights face tells you she has no clue what this is... it makes you feel warm inside, however celestia seams to know what it is... its not a bad look, but you can tell she is prepared for a worst case scenario

>luna on the other hand, is just excited that she gets to see something that inst boring.

>everythings ready

>now to apply magic to the runes...

>not sure if you can pull this off, but you close your eyes and focus as hard as possible on pouring all your magic into it.

>eyes still closed

>you hear a groan

>you hear a gasp

>you begin to open your eyes to see what you brought over...

*clunk*

>what the hell hit my horn?

 

>be twilight sparkle

>be 1 minute ago

>celestia told you to be on guard, you dont know the spell trixie is using, but celestia seams a bit worried...

>luna on the other had, is excited...

>raaaaahhhhhhh... i wish i knew who was right...

>celeistia love to screw with people, trixie being here is proof of that, if not for this magic appreciation day she came up with 2 days ago that is a poor excuse for a day off and a big party...

>oh look

>trixie is pouring magic into that thing she dreaw...

>more...

>and more...

>god damn she may have more magic in her than you...

>and than you see it.

>it fades in, a blue mist, thats getting tighter and tighter

>and than CRACK

>there it is...

>a table, a chair, and a creature you never seen before

>and it looks like it just attacked trixie... with a flashlight?

 

[spoiler](ok, i have to stop right here for a moment, because i will never be able to adequately describe what is going on. google lotion fetish, the second images with safe search off, should be exactly what the end result looks like)[/spoiler]

 

>trixie is not surprisingly stunned at this, and falls back a bit

>it wastes no time to continue its attack

>this time instead of something hard like a flash light, it shoots out a weird substance, copious amounts of it,

>and it appears to be slimey

>you are about to go in there and help here, when celestia pulls your tail...

>fuck that hurts

>you look back and see she cant contain her laughter any longer

>trixie may be hurt... she may have been a bitch but she didnt deserve to die for it...

>you are about to speak up to her, but you glance at luna, she cant possibly think its funny...

>well...

>she doesn't think its funny, but what is with that blush?

>seriously, she is dark blue, its late in the day and getting darker, and you can still see she is blushing hard

>you shake your head and re examine the situation...

>celestia is no longer sitting, she is la ieing down laughing her ass off

>luna blushing so hard its like she... just saw... two... ponies...

>...

>ah

>you take a closer look...

>the liquid is coming from...

>ok...

>proper response...

>slack jawed shock?

>yea... that seams aboout right

>how the hell is it still going?

>celesita for as much as she was laughing, now seams worried through her laughs.

 

>be anon

>jesus... how long is this going to go on for

 

>still anon

>you lost count at about 30 shots

>your eyes still closed because damnit, you feel like you are turning on a high pressure faucet for a few seconds each time...

>you do not want to see the mess, better to just let it happen

>anything in that direction is more or less ruined anyway.

 

>be trixie

>OH MY GOD SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH

>HARD TO BREATH

>FUCK ITS IN MY NOSE NOW

garble

phphphhph

*hack* *cough*

 

>be the calmer part of trixies mind

>you cant run... the first 4 shots to you by such surprise, that it allowed you and the floor to be coated in the slippery substance

>you tried to get away, but fell face first into a pile... not that it made much of a difference, as the second shot git you right between the eyes and caked your face

>and yes, you also thought of magic, who the fuck wouldn't but you poured so much into summoning it, that you have next to nothing left,

>you put up a small shield at shot 8 and 9 but on 10, it went right through...

>now... your only concern is that you can't breath... so much caked you, and continues to do so...

>but you suck it up...

>metaphoticly

>its already gotten in your mouth

>its caked every part of you

>and you are low on air

>breath

 

>you are anon

>you are finished, you believe...

>you are fucking wiped out

>you open your eyes...

holy shit... well... lets see the damages

>eyes open

>they begin to shut...

>you have no strength to keep them open

>but you think you saw candy coated horses and a goo girl...

 

>you are twilight, about half a minute ago, celestia teleported away...

>doesnt want to be around when you clean the mess...

>even though it all stemed from her joke holiday and trixie prank...

 

>you are princess celestia

>the object hitting her in the horn... worrysome

>finding out why it did...

>god you didnt laugh like that in years

>10 seconds later...

>you are getting a bit worried, but its so god damn funny

>20 seconds

>something isnt right... oh... she opend her mouth and BAM

PPHHHHH AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAA

>30 seconds... ok you are regaining composure...

>45 seconds, and you know the spell went horribly wrong.

>you telaported to the hospital

>nothing that small, can cum that hard and much, without serious side effects, even if magic is helping the process.

>sure it may blink to its own world, but for now you hope not, as it would probably die without fast medical treatment.

 

>you are trixie

>you are laying on your back

>all the fluid away from your mouth

>puddle... scratch that

>lake all around you

>and you breath...

>exausted

>drained

>and not giveing a fuck about this shit anymore

 

>you are twilight, and you are rushing to the stage... partilay to rub it in her face, but also to examine the new creature

>pinkie pie is still laughing as you pass her

>rainbow is as stunned as you, and not recovering as you pass her

>apple jack blushing like luna

>fluttershy...

>what the hell...

>is she turned on?

>you pass her

>"twilight, hold on a moment"

>well there is rarity, coming up to you

>lets check together she says

>you deal with the creature

>she will deal with trixie

>...

>not going to end well

 

>as you get to the stage, celestia pops in

>pokes the creature

>and puts a funnel down its mouth

>and begins poring water in

 

>be celestia

>and you are worried for the creatures well being

 

>not just for the creature, but also a little worried about trixie

>she exhausted all her magic on stage, and couldn't move...

>you see her breathing, and decide that is a problem for a little later

>twilight, for all her brain power is only book smart,

>asking you why you are doing this, blaa blaa that.

>decide to tell her about birds and bees, and what happens when the bird decides to get on top of the bee, and when the bee is so tired it cant get up, the bird magics the dick hard, and after 8 more rounds with you grinding on top of that guard, how he almost died of dehydration, and that was where the molestia name originated from...

>you than have to explain that you arent as bad as the rumor says, but when you get into it, damnit you get into it hard.

 

>be twilight

>you cant believe what you just heard your mentor

>your teacher

>one of your closest friends

>the person you can always count on

>just described to you in morbid detail.

>words and expressions cant express how much you didn't want the knowledge that you have just been given... both what she did, and the effects it had on the partner.

 

>be celestia

>you can see it...

>you just raped her mind.

>the confusion,

>and you love every twist and turn her face can muster

>thats when you hear it

>"my darling, im sure it will wash out, unlike my green hair"

>passive agressive...

>hell naw, you dont like that shit

"how very right you are rarity, it should just wash out... would you mind lending her your shower?"

 

>be rarity

>you just made a sarcastic comment to trixie

>you were savoring this...

>you may not have had a hoof in it, but damnit was it satisfying...

>until she asked you yo lend her your shower

 

>be trixie

>you hear rarity being a bitch over your little prank...

>how can she hold a grudge that god damn long

>than like music to your defiled ears, celestia offers you her shower....

>she cant fucking refuse royalty

>you smell... well...

>like you took a bath in cum...

>you fealt like it too

>shit you look liked it

>because thats what just happened.

>and now you in all your sticky, smelly, disgustingly slimey glory

>get to take walk through her home,

>use her shower

>rub yourself on her towel

>use her lufa

>you know they can be cleaned, but they will never be the same, you know, and she knows exactly where they have been

thank you princess, i think i will.

>as you get up, you trip... not over the slipery spunk, but over a cable...

>this cable came out

>and what can only be described as the sound of sex permeated the now night sky.

>all eyes on where it came from...

>how the hell did you miss that?

 

>be celestia

>how the hell did we miss that?

>on the... panel... is thjat the right word?

>what can only be discribed as a 4 way, with what appear to be 2 females pretending to be male, a male, and a male pretending to be females, are going at it, and going at it hard.

 

>you are twilight sparkel

>you know, when a creature spewing more fluid than you have in your water tower onto a mare,

>a creature you never seen before

>isn't the most disturbing thing you seen that night...

>you know you went wrong somewhere that day

>after about a minute of this trainwreak...

>and by that i mean dont want to stare cant look away

>the sound cuts out

>everyone is silent

>and everyone now hears a buzzing noise...

>...

>where is it comeing from?

 

>you are celestia again...

>you see the confused look on twilights face

>the horrified face on rarity... apparently she is either still reelling from me letting trixie use her shower, or she knows what the noise is coming from.

>well lets see here... who to have help...

>twilight was genuenly concerned... so...

rarity, ill hold him down, can you pull it out?

>twilight looks confused

>rarity looks horrified

 

>you are rarity

>and you just want to die

>right fucking now...

>but that isnt the problem

>its the fact you are still alive that is

>"you may not want to use magic"

>you give her a look that expresses "go fuck yourself" and she just smiles

>"im kidding, but you do have to help with this"

 

>you are twilight

>now when an alien race 4 way, with 1 woman fucking a woman in in the ass, that woman fucking a male in the ass, and that make getting sucked off by a male that looks female isnt the most disgusting thing you saw that year, you know you fucked up in your life.

>flash of light

>that creature, rarity, the thing in his ass, and the flashlight thing are all in your housbrary...

>...

>OH GOD ALL THAT THINGS THINGS IS IN YOUR HOME.

 

>you are celestia

>you moved the creature, and the two ponies to the library,

>its safe there, and he needs to recover

"trixie, use raritys shower, don't fuck it up to bad, and than come to the library, we ahve much to discuss"

>and with that you join the 3 in the housbrary

 

>be trixie.

>you are tired. but can move

>you cant magic much, but it should get you through the shower

>you will listen, and not fuck her home up to bad...

 

>be 3 hours later

>you show up at the library

 

>"what were you doing in my home that took so long?"

>this bitch serious?

i will never be clean again... and you have the gall to ask me what the FUCK i was doing... the only reason im here now is because i couldt stop shivering after you ran out of hot watter, than warm water, and than i stood i the ice cold watter stream for over an hour... just trying to feel... not dirty

 

>you are rarity

>and you feel like shit

>trixie is crying...

>and you caused it.

>you may not like her, but fuck if you wanted her to cry.

>you mare up, and touch her

you are clean, you may not feel it but you are...

>you so fucking hope she is at least

>celestia gives a nod, and twilight looks sympathetic... to who you don't know, but she needs it more than you right now.

 

>be celestia

ahem...

>you clear your throat

trixie, you used magic that brings a creature to our world. correct

>she nods

and it should have went back within seconds

>she nods again

>you all look at it... hooked up to a saline iv

>damnit i hope its ok

well, its still here, and it feels like any magic that would have tied it to its world is gone

>wide eyes

you brought it here, you are responsible for it

>now one last thing to add

and until you at the very least figure out why its staying here, what went wrong, and what it is, you will be staying in ponyville, helping twilight with this

>face of horror

you will be technically working for me, so you will be compensated, so don't worry about putting on shows till this shit is sorted out.

>twilight is horrified, and excited at the same time... new speices to learn about... working with trixie... win lose

 

>you are trixie, and the last thing you ever wanted to do was stay in this town any longer... they all...

>they all watched you get...

>get...

>defiled

>tears come to your eyes, and you bury yourself in a pillow

 

>you are celestia, and decided that this is enough for today.

>but one last thing

>you may have played a joke on her today, but she didn't deserve what happened... no matter how funny it was being on the outside looking in.

rarity... you may want to go home and clean up any mess trixie left behind

>wide eyes, and mad dash later

there you go, you don't need 2 ponies watching you right now

>as you leave, you are greeted by several ponies, one of which is pinkie, who has a cake...

>a cake celebrateing

>fuck...

>is she serious

>you look from the cake to the others...

>they give you a face like they look like they tried to stop her

>who in the fuck makes a cake celebrating an "epic bukkake"

>that said... there is a crap ton of detail in the iceing, and even blown sugar for the semen

>sadly, you know what must be done

 

>be pinkie

>trixie was shitty to you all last time she was here

>so why not rub this in her face, hard

>sure the other told you she had been through enough

>but you know what

>you love to party

>you love making other feel better

>but this one time,

>you want it to be at the expense of someone else

>any excuse for a party and cake is good enough for you.

>but than...

>a vision came to your head, you dont know why, and you stopped questioning it long ago...

>a pink ball named kerby

>you knew she could eat cake...

>but being a cake vacume...

 

>be celestia

if you have to make a cake, make a get well soon cake for the creature

 

>with that you take an account of today

>holiday you made on bullshit

>check

>make trixie who was shitty suffer a bit

>check

>and thats all you had planned

>now the unplanned

>interdimentional creature came to your world

>check

>interdimentional creature came gallons on trixie

>check

>laughed harder than you have in centuries

>check

>comforted trixie a bit

>check

>trixie got her revenge for raritys shitty ness

>check

>what else was i missing

>"sister"

>ah... luna, she did look embarrassed, but you know better... she liked the display, and so did you

>"the creature... he this was left on the stage"

>its dripping in his cum

>it looks like...

>wait what?

>you magic it clean, probably cleaner than it was new

>and you inspect it...

is this a fake vigina?

>so... he was fucking this... got teliported here... and than this... shot off his dick, and into her horn...

>it takes a minute for it to fully sink in

>and you cant stop laughing at it...

 

>be luna

>you have been on the moon a long time...

>deserved it... possibly

>mad about it... kinda

>going to do anything about it... no

>going to be walked on... again no

tia... will you stop laughing, this was a tragic moment for one mare, a disturbing one for many others...

>"and arousing one for some"

>wha... did she just...

>she isnt wrong, but was it

>"that written on your face... yes. but you weren't the only one i was referring to"

>there was another... others...

>fuck that

 

>be celestia

>you screwed with her enough

this proves that they are at least intelligent... and deviant... the way i like em...

>may as well return it.

luna, go home for now, ill be with you shortly

>you are twilight sparkle

>4 of your friends are here

>pinkie with a get well soon cake... for trixie or the creature... you dont know

>lyra tried to come in... but you told her no, at least not today

>she seamed more excited than fluttershy did.

>FUCK that picture is in my mind again

>eating at the very matter that is my brain.

>and you hear a knock

>you answer it

>"twilight, good, here take this, its the creatures... by what its made of and crafted, proves intelligence, queue up a translation spell, it will probably be needed, it should be capable of speach"

>lot to take in

>"and with that i must be getting back to luna, take care, both of you, trixie and the creature, ill be by soon to check up on the process, and dont forget to change that bag... he will need more fluid"

thanks... and goodbye

 

>be celestia

>you wait outside the door

>you know curiosity killed the cat

>and you hear it

>a scream, and an ewww ewww ewwww

>with a laugh, you are off to ten to your sister

 

>be twilight,

>you and trixie are the only ones seemingly creaped out by that thing...

>apple jack said it kind of looks like ours

>pinkie bends over and moves her tail

>fluttershy and rainbow look at it and look at her...

>rainbow... why you wingboner

>and a consensus is made, it does look like they are similar.

>how did you ever get friends like them...

>you facehoof

>and trixie laughs at your frustration...