Title:           tired anon 2 wip 9/23 6:40
Author:          alidan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rMPJyJCZ
First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of September 2012 06:40:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of September 2012 06:40:08 AM CDT

>you are still twilight sparkel, and you subject for your recent study has been gone for the better part of 3 hours.
>spike will pay, but what concerns you more right now is is anon hostile...
>is he a danger
>and if so, the fuck am i going to do about it?
> deciding that anon may be a danger, you get applejack, so she can tie him up,
>now where would she be at this hour...
>yea you face hoof at that obvious question... something to do with apples, selling or bucking, take your pick...
>decide to check market first.
>and there she is
HAY APPLE JACK
>running up to her, you also notice rainbow and pinkie... fuck my life why pinkie... i like her... but... just fuck my life
>aj"what up twi?"
--- there is no way in hell i will be able to do an accent for any pony outside of sweetybell... i just cant think in those terms ---
anon is gone missing, and may be dangerous
>rainbow is loling her ass off at this, along with pinkie
>rd"hehehe... he is a squishiy furless ape thing... how is he a danger"
>silly rainbow... bitch doesn't understand hands
dont judge him by appearance, remember what he said about you?
>yea... doubting she could do a rainboom and than ignoring her... after saying and i quote "you are full of shit"
 
>yea, thsat pissed her off,
>oh wait, she is pissed off again apon remembering it
>you can use this
do you want to show him you are the fastest? help us find him...
>rd "say not more, he will regret not believeing in me"
>wow, the simple are so easy to use
>pinkie is still loling... seriously, how is her ass still atached?
pinkie, you want to throw him a party? well he needs to be found before that can happen
>pp "holycrapgottofindhimgotagobye"
>well that could have gone worse
>aj "why do you manipulate people like that?"
>she may not be book smart, but damnit she is smart
i only do it when explaining shit would be to hard and long to do... and im not doing anything bad... am i
>you see gears turning in her head
>aj "nah... they were bugging me about cider season, pinkie wants a whole barrel, and rainbow is about ready to choke a mare when she heard"
still we do need your help in case this goes tits up
>aj "sure thing shurgercube..." whissle loud "hay applebloom, you wont get a cutie mark for spying if i know you are spying, so do me a favor and get big mac to man the stand"
>ab "awwww.... fine"
>how the hell did she hide in the mailbox?
>all you show on your face is how stunned you are
>apple jack just laughs at the way your face is twisted
>snapping the fuck out of it, you tell apple jack we need to split up, and if either of you find him, to whistle.