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tired anon 2 wip 9/23 6:40

By: alidan on Sep 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.60 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are still twilight sparkel, and you subject for your recent study has been gone for the better part of 3 hours.
  2. >spike will pay, but what concerns you more right now is is anon hostile...
  3. >is he a danger
  4. >and if so, the fuck am i going to do about it?
  5. > deciding that anon may be a danger, you get applejack, so she can tie him up,
  6. >now where would she be at this hour...
  7. >yea you face hoof at that obvious question... something to do with apples, selling or bucking, take your pick...
  8. >decide to check market first.
  9. >and there she is
  10. HAY APPLE JACK
  11. >running up to her, you also notice rainbow and pinkie... fuck my life why pinkie... i like her... but... just fuck my life
  12. >aj"what up twi?"
  13. --- there is no way in hell i will be able to do an accent for any pony outside of sweetybell... i just cant think in those terms ---
  14. anon is gone missing, and may be dangerous
  15. >rainbow is loling her ass off at this, along with pinkie
  16. >rd"hehehe... he is a squishiy furless ape thing... how is he a danger"
  17. >silly rainbow... bitch doesn't understand hands
  18. dont judge him by appearance, remember what he said about you?
  19. >yea... doubting she could do a rainboom and than ignoring her... after saying and i quote "you are full of shit"
  20.  
  21. >yea, thsat pissed her off,
  22. >oh wait, she is pissed off again apon remembering it
  23. >you can use this
  24. do you want to show him you are the fastest? help us find him...
  25. >rd "say not more, he will regret not believeing in me"
  26. >wow, the simple are so easy to use
  27. >pinkie is still loling... seriously, how is her ass still atached?
  28. pinkie, you want to throw him a party? well he needs to be found before that can happen
  29. >pp "holycrapgottofindhimgotagobye"
  30. >well that could have gone worse
  31. >aj "why do you manipulate people like that?"
  32. >she may not be book smart, but damnit she is smart
  33. i only do it when explaining shit would be to hard and long to do... and im not doing anything bad... am i
  34. >you see gears turning in her head
  35. >aj "nah... they were bugging me about cider season, pinkie wants a whole barrel, and rainbow is about ready to choke a mare when she heard"
  36. still we do need your help in case this goes tits up
  37. >aj "sure thing shurgercube..." whissle loud "hay applebloom, you wont get a cutie mark for spying if i know you are spying, so do me a favor and get big mac to man the stand"
  38. >ab "awwww.... fine"
  39. >how the hell did she hide in the mailbox?
  40. >all you show on your face is how stunned you are
  41. >apple jack just laughs at the way your face is twisted
  42. >snapping the fuck out of it, you tell apple jack we need to split up, and if either of you find him, to whistle.