the tired anon 1

day 1 in equestria

 

>be anon

>be very VERY angry anon

>see you woke up in the everfree forest,

>wandered out

>got chased by candy ponies

>befriended said ponies

>and played the purple ones favorite game of 20 questions for 13 hours

>not bad, you learn shit, they learn shit

>find out that everfree isnt as dangerous as everyone things, mostly due to you running out of questions and asking about where you woke up

>turns out most animals that dont talk, still understand you

>also turns out, most of them will just try to beat the shit out of you, and not go for the kill

>lastly, find out that there are no true carnivores in equestria.

>sure meat isnt common, but its also not hard to come by, though you will get some looks eating it

>but i fucking digress.

>you are basically nocturnal due to lifestyle on earth

>you are more awake at night than the day

>so you hunker down, and read some books...

>apparently their language is based on the same one yours is, they just use different symbols for different sounds, less retarded than your grammer system

>again i digress...

>you decide to go to sleep around the cack of dawn, and mange to actually fall asleep a few hours latter.

>1 hour

>1 CUNTING HOUR

>apparently this purple bitch had a thing against you sleeping comfortably, and wants to change your "nocturnal ways"

>dumb bitch left you alone.

>and you are fucking pissed

>you decide to leave, if that purple monster comes back, well... fuck me no sleep time at all.

>you go to leave

>"anon, i don't know about that, i was put in charge of watching you"

>all you can respond with is the lowest most annoyed growl you can muster, and this puple lizard shut the fuck up right than and there

 

>outside of the housebrery, you get a fair amount of attention, grated they aren't running as screaming like yesterday, but you still scare the piss out of most of them

>oh, lets not forget, before that portal sucked your ass here, you were up for 23 hours straight.

>you can now tack on another 18 hours to that, and 1 piss ass hour of sleep...

>your face doesn't scream friendly on the best days

>as tired and pissed as you are, is sure as fuck isn't doing you any favors.

>you scan the crowd for the least scared pony, and this one be mint green yo

>she is actually walking up to you.

>you attempt to not sound pissed, and try to remove the look from your face...

>that plan failed

minty, you have and clue where i can hide that nobody will fucking wake me up?

>not paying attention, you snap your fingers in her face...

>well shit, light comes out when you do it here...

>or you are so fucking tired you are starting to hallucinate and see sound...

>must fucking sleep

>pony snaps the fuck out of her trance

>"way, what"

you have ANY, clue where I, can hide that NO, body will fucking WAKE, me up?

>if she wasn't scared before, its starting to show now

>"the forrest there... no one goes in there unless they absolutely have to"

thank you minty green awesome... fuck it cant think anymore... bye

>you don't notice her enthusiastic wave...

 

>45 minutes later, you see the entrance to that forrest

sleep... come take me away...

>"um... anon... what are you... here... .... for"

>while she is saying that, you are slowly turning around, looking pissed that anything is alive, if you had any idea... you would be proud to know you preformed a perfect "stare"

 

>needless to say, you are really fucking out of it, though not that flutter would know

>5 minutes, you didn't kill her, that's good, but she hasn't moved,

>you havent blinked

>you dont think she did either

>you turn around, and head in

 

be fluttershy

>holy shit

>why couldnt i move

>how the fuck did he manage to pull that off

>is that what the "Stare" is like?

>no... this was more potent...

>but by how much

>oh god... im a monster...

>tears well up in your eyes... you finished feeding the animals... you have nothing to do for a while...

>you decide to be extra nice to the chickens for now...

 

be anon

 

>you are lost... and you don't fucking care right now.

>all you want is a dark area, and a epic sleep

>thats... FUCKING... IT

>so, you notice a cave...

>shit be dark

>you enter

>shit also be cold

>you dig up some dirt, and make a pillow.

>this is where you sleep

 

10 minutes later

>FUCKING SLEEP

>...

>plan isn't working out all that well.

>you cant sleep

>fucking hate being that tired...

>close eyes...

>here growl

>FUCK YOU STOMACH I WANT SLEEP MORE THAN YOU NEED FOOD

>wasn't me boss

>open eyes

>wow that's a big cat...

shut the FUCK up i want to GOD damn sleep

>wow... did it just back up a bit... well th-

>"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRR

> remember shit in the forest will not try to kill you, but may mame...

i'm going to have to try to fight you... wont i...

>get up, crack knuckles, see scorpion tail

jesus... are you a manticore?

...

>god this world is awesome...

>the damn thing takes your reverence for the worlds awesome, and lunges for an attack

>wow... is this bullet time...

> adrenalin in this world must react differently...

awesome

 

>lets see here, what did boxing and boxing video games teach you...

>duck in

>cross counter

>try to hit jaw to rock mother fuckers

>with bullet time, this is honestly a piece of cake.

>use this motherfuckers momentem against him

 

crack

 

>well that was a hell of a noise

>finger check

 

fwlmp

 

>huh...

>did i ko the mother fucker...

>...

>no...

>but he definally is messed up

>sell shit... lets try something

hay... you... manticore... you ok

> groggy as fuck... he checks his jaw as best he can.

>"rar"

>low roar... the fuck is that

look at me

>got its attention

nod for yes, shake for no

>it nods

>cool

well... you are strong, i dont want to fuck you up, what do you say to being friends?

>you never break eyecontact

same head movements as before

>it things and nods

awesome... you need a name, something i can call you... how about...

...

fluffles

a cute name for a deceptivly scary creature... you like it

>you don't know why, but it nods

good, now if you cant tell, i was about to go to sleep till you so rudely got me the fuck up...

>it cringes a bit

to repay me, you will act as a pillow and personal heater

>it strangely complies... you wonder if showing domanance had anything to do with it, of ig this cat was just that cool...

i love big kitties.

>head by mane, feel great, pet it a bit

>hear that purr

>sound asleep im seconds

 

you are twilight sparkle

 

>and that thing ran off

spike why did you let him go

>"he scared me... that low growl... i didnt want to mess with that."

> that's a bit concerning...

>no time for that now, must find anon before he gets hurt... or lost... or gets studdied by someone else but me