Title:           standard grammar reply
Author:          alidan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FTk9kWNS
First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of May 2013 05:09:17 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 2nd of May 2013 05:09:17 AM CDT

Hooray I had to make a new pace because this gets us so God damn often
 
I dictate my stories to Dragon, you want capital letters you fucking and them yourself
as it stands I can't get your 1700 character comment without my hands hurting so much I need prescription drugs to make the pain go away, even then, the way I write is the same way I talk in the way I think, meaning commas are pauses in my speech and ellipses are long pauses, I don't really know how the fuck they're supposed to be used in the real world because grammar never stuck to me because the English-language is so fucking retarded when it comes to grammar that none of it makes sense every rule is broken at some point to mean mass comes easy because there is a set fucking ruling you know exactly why the hell something does something with grammar it's all memorization and ship I never want to fuck can learn
 
Let me put it this way, when I read something, let's take an example
 
their, there, they're
 
I don't see the word as the context I just see the word as the sound [th – air] and I fixed the context in my mind I've never read those words with their context in mind I just read those words a sound that's why read every word it's why when I type my spelling is so shitty I type how to things fucking sound not how they are actually written
 
Granted spelling mistake since I moved the dictating with Dragon are getting far fewer but it still makes mistakes and I don't catch because I'm already thinking the sentence in my head and when I read the sentence it dictates it looks right to me so yeah there's mistakes there.
 
You want to fix my grammar fucking go for it, knock yourself out.
If its good ill put it in the pastebin
I don't give a shit about my grammar and if grammars the ones thing that makes you stop reading a story that might be interesting, go fuck yourself.