Title:           royal shitter
Author:          alidan
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/7jzzpu6w
First Edit:      Friday 5th of October 2012 04:40:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of October 2012 04:40:59 AM CDT

>you ever faceplant?
>hurts like fucking hell...
>how did it happen?
>well, there i was, trying to get the hell out of a tree i decided to climb, how i got up i dont know, but i know i cant jump as high as i was
>needless to say i needed to jump down
>problem is, just before i hit the ground, white blinding light hit me
>now, you know that part in spykids 2 where they are falling forever?
>yea... you dont know how long you were falling, but you lost that weird sensation you get when you fall a long distance
>and there it is again, white blinding light
>FACE MEET FLOOR
>and there, back where we started.
>nose bleeding, and possibly broken, and most likely some broke teeth, your face is numb
>face still on floor, you hear it
>plunk and the sound ow water backlash...
>its unmistakable...
>that was shit hitting the water
>curiosity killed the cat, you try to smell...
>you smell blood, and just as you are about to think smell will be fucked for a while... it hits you...
>yep
>shit
>you begin to raise your head
fucking owwww
>and you begin to see it...
>4 legs
>the fuck...
>looking up more
>toilet
>*plunk*
>didn't need to see that
>you look higher
>blood streaming down your face, dripping on the ground
>you see a white horse, with a breast plate...
>wings....
>and a horn....
>*plunk* *plunk*
>somehow you can tell the look on its face
>shock
>embarasement
>fear
>concern
>*plunk*
>hay theres embarasment again
>well fuck it
hello...
>...
>"hello"
...
holy shit you can talk
>"yes... as can you..."
>well... shit...
>"let me fix that"
>horn glows
>face feels fine
>no more bleeding
>well, only one thing to do
i hit my head harder than i thought
>face, meet bloor
>bleeding resume