Title: anon from discord... Author: alidan Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Z7v4C4S5 First Edit: Thursday 18th of October 2012 05:03:25 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 18th of October 2012 05:03:25 AM CDT >you are twilight >and discoard just got out >your friends are weird >but just have to get everyone to deal with this shit first >you know, slippery road, i can deal with >buildings floating >again, i can deal with it >friends being shitty... >fuck my everything >lieing apple jack, check >flutterbitch... god damnit that will take time to replace >meanie pie... god... will she just like something >beast of burden rariry... oh for fucks sake... >god damn paranoid gready bitch she turned into... god damnit... why celestia... WHY >and we are inside... >spike, rarirty, pinkie, apple, flutter, and monster thing... >monster thing... >may want to start starring at it.   >you are anon... and well... ponies... grey ponies.... >you came here god knows how, and you know ponies are everywhere, but still surpriseing... >these ones, however, arent acting as weird as the others... >oh well... >what the hell is she stareing at "what?" >you sware to god you her her mutter "not more of this bullshit" but its kind of hard to hear over everyone else "welp... back to reading i guess"   >you are back to twilight >whatever that thing is, its not bothering you so you may as well ignore it for now... but who the hell was that? >what the hell would be reading right now... >damnit twilight focus... >god... fuck these bitches... flutter is being a bitch, apple isnt helping... god damnit why cant they just act normal...   30 minutes later   >fuck them, fuck everything, fuck this world, just FUCK IT ALL >time to take spike and leave >fuck ponyville >"yo... twilight is it... your dragons been vomiting shit for like, 20 minutes" >and FUCK THAT TH... wait... what?   10 minutes later   >ok, second chances... >apple jack is first >oh thank celestia she put up no resistance. >flutter bitch next... >good thing i got apple first >insane rarity next >well shit her and tom broke up fast >pinkie... >well... >laughing is better than bitching... >rainbow is next >... >maybe we sould have saved flutter bitch for last... at least grey she would help if you told her you were fucking someones day up.   30 minutes later   >discoard is a cocky sonofabitch >well... hubris will be his downfall. >god that was easy... >wow... >was he really that stupid... >oh well   4 hours later   >pinkie is pissed.... >but it didnt last long >she wanted to throw a post chaos party, but one was already in the works >cake seamed to settler her down >some royal crap that you dont want to deal with right now >blaa blaa celebrate honor... yada yada... you have to fix the library hurry up princess...   time sense woke up - 32 hours time sense discoard - 28 hours time till sleep - 5 minutes   >you get into your library, >rough patch that shit... full fix tomarrow >for now sleep >go up stairs >go to bed >"good night twilight... whatever... pony thing" good night >... >something is off here... >eyes open >look at it... >its trying to go to sleep >in your spair bed... >you know what... fuck it... to tired to deal with this now, simple question are you dangerous... >"probably not... you going to attack me?" "no... just had to make sure" >"ok than... good night... again..." "good night..." >fuck it, you can deal with this in the morning.   >you wake up... > remembering last night you look to the bed >messy, but gone... >spike... accounted for >so it didnt hurt you... ok... you can work with that. >so... getting up, you look around for the thing... >and than you smell it... >it smelled delicious... when the hell was the last time i ate... >about 49ish hours ago... >hunger overtakes caution... >you rush to the kitchen >there it is... >and its making pancakes... um... hello... um... >"ah... anon... just anon" ok, anon, you are making us breakfast or just yourself... >"shit... um.... how much you eat?" >you look at that massive stack... at least 15 high... was he really planning to make all that just for himself? ill take 5 of them if you dont mid >"oh thank god you dont eat much... ok have em... >so there you are. eating pancakes with... what ever the fuck it is... >you know what... you dont care... these are delicious. >"so... what are you, unicorn im guessing, race... that is something i dont know" >oh thank celestia, its going into the questions, you don't have to start the painfully long process >so you do, after breakfast is over, you are still going on and on... > interesting race these humans... magicless world... yet more advanced than yours... >"so... you have any clue how i got here?" >sadly you do... >oh... *facehoof* i have to tell celestia something from discord remains >"ok... so... god of chaos probably had a hand in brining me here?" >damnit im mid letter... yea probably, can you not bother me right now, writing letter to celestia...   >you are now anon... >so the books you read to kill time weren't wrong... >i wonder if any of what i read can be applied in a human body... >you pick up the magic 101 book again, and give it a second read through   >twilight again >you just put the finishing touches on the letter... >somehow discord left something behind became a 10k word dump with that as the last sentence... >spike, the ever lazy, is still sleeping, you need him to flame this shit.. and flame it now >ok, time to yell... SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE >well lazy ass is out of bed now... send this >that glare... if he wasn't so submissive, you would do something about it, but oh well *foop* >and there it goes... >this will take a while for her to read it all hay anon, you wanted to ask me more things... before... >... >"oh hay twilight... look... apparently i can use magic too, damn this world is going to be fun" >most of the furniture you had was moving in some way shape or form, from dusters dusting, brooms sweeping, and finally, your table just flipping endlessly >all you can do is look at the books. >bestiaritys >magic books >maps >geography >some chemistry >social interactions >biology >some fiction >some various works of non fiction >more than a few how to books >3 books on survival >2 on cooking >and magic 101 in his hands >jaw drops to ground >and anon sees this >"oh... i didn't read all of them while you were writing that letter, most of these were when discord was wreaking shit, however i re read magic 101 once i realized magic was real and these weren't crazy occult books" >a smile creeps up on your face so... should i take it you like learning >magic stops >"huh... not really... i mean i read, sure... but i don't like learning for the sake of learning" >smile fades >"i like learning when it can be put to use" >theres that smile