Title: a game of sticky note Author: alidan Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/cp0MTptB First Edit: Sunday 14th of October 2012 04:06:41 AM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 14th of October 2012 04:06:41 AM CDT >its been a few months sense nightmare night. luna seams to have made friends with ponyville... a small stepping stone, but none the less, she is getting somewhere. >what concersns you is she made a "friend" while there... a talking box. >at first the box made you feel sad, thinking you sister was going off the deep end again, but when you heard it talk, you know it was real. >apparently there are rules for this box... and the main one is, luna is to not use it when others can hear it. >so... you cant talk to the person on the other end... well.. damnit... now you have to know. >one night you stole the box, trying to use it... to no avail. >you than tried to look into the box, at which point it blew up and shot blue dye everhwere. this scared the hell out of you. >and pissed you off... >luna was angry beyond words to know her friend blew up. but was VERY amused when she saw you... and your dilemma... shave or be blue. >the dye was magic, and made the fur grow back blue even if you were to shave it... so till the magic was gone, you were misted blue... >3 days later, twilight sent a package through normal mail... to luna... >you gave it to her, of coarse, not opening it. >but when luna tried, she couldn't either... >so you used your magic... >and the box said >"you want to be dyed again?" >needless to say you backed the fuck off. >well, backed the fuck up out of the room >luna, ecstatic >you, pissed   >but now, a package came for you. >and it said, 6 elements and 2 sisters together >you called the elements, and your sister, who has some idea as to what is going on. >the elements arrive as fast as they can, and you dispose of the pleasantries.   >with the 7 here, you press the button. >"well damn, took you long enough... so... celestia... why so blue?" >you are not happy, while pinkie and luna are both laughing at it. "we are all here, what do you want?" >"straight to the point, ok, the gala... the most boring party in equestria, and its happening soon" >you raise your eyebrow... "what do you want with it" >"liven it up with a game, in which you each participate" >taken a bit aback by that, you look at the ponies... only twilight shows concern "oh? and how will you do that" >"hehe... a game... think of it like tag, i try to tag you, unknowingly to you, and whoever i tag the most, is the loser of the night." >he serious? >you decide to play along "if we dont know, how will we know you tagged us?" >"hehe... i will mark you, discretely. no one besides you 8 will know what the mark is, or why its there, but you will know" >nerves are a bit unhinged at this asshole... but just than >pinkie "so what are we doing, just sitting here doing nothing? that doesn't sound like a fun game" >"right, pinkie gets it... no, you wont be doing nothing, you will be looking for me. trying to find out who i am and where i am." >he wants to be found >"you only get one guess, and i have to be in your hooves when you make the guess or it wont count" >so we just grab everyone >pinkie"so like a game of hide and seak, you know i am really good at hide and seak" >"hehehehe... i bet... but you couldn't find me last time you were looking. and you never even noticed me on the train car here" >again, twilight makes you proud, as you aren't the only one who understood what those words meant.   >"besides pinkie, you have already been tagged" >what? >you all look at pinkie "no she hasnt" >"left side of her ass, above cuttie mark" >there it was... a piece of pink paper >and you cant magic it off "why wont it come off?" >"only the one its attacked to will be able to remove it" >to which pinkie does imedately. >pinkie "hehehe *giggle snort* hehe... you got me... but i never noticed you do it" >and that's what worries you >"and that's what will make this game so much fun!" >luna, allong with 4 of the girls are excited about this... are you fucking serious? >twilight and fluttershy look worried... different reasons for each, but at least its soemthing >"and if we refuse to participate?" >you had to know >"you are the only one objecting, so... i dye your fur permanently plad?" i would love to see you try >"you want your mark in the game to be dye instead of a sticky note?" >you go pale... that is one thing you defiantly do not want ever again. "fine we play by your rules" >"good, run them down" >"1 - i tag you the most, you lose" >"2 - you find me, you win no matter the tags" >"3 - you get once chance at 2, you batch it, and you are out of the game entirely, you will be in a hotel room for the rest of the night, or till everyone fails at finding me" >though you dont like 3, you decide to not object. "fine, we are ok with your terms." >"woot! by celestias beard, this will be an epic game of sticky note." >the fuck did he just say? >everyone is raiseing eyebrows, >they than look at you... >jaws >on the floor >pinkie, dash, luna >on sides laughing >rarity, applejack, snickering >twilight... stareing >flutter... looking around >she brings a mirror   >you slowly look >on your chin, you about your knees, >pastel paper, in the shape if a beard >rage, building >you will find him >you will catch him >you will humiliate him   >you take the beard off, and decide to go out to your garden, trying to think of how he did it. >no one seen him >no one felt the magic >not even pinkey knew he was there >you look up tward the sky mother fucker >in the clouds, it reads 'by celestias beard its on' below it, a crude cloud drawing fo you with a beard.   >scratch the humiliate >you will kill him if its the last thing you do.