- >You are anonymous
- >you were found and questioned about four days ago
- >after a tirade of questions you've been granted a place to sleep at twilights
- >she wants to take you to see celestia
- >but she also wants to figure out more about you before she goes and presents you to her teacher
- >so you put up with it
- >it's nothing too big a problem
- >but there's one thing that you love to do more than anything else
- >and that's screw of people
- >and these ponies man
- >they are easy to screw with
- >So here you are twilights treebrary
- >and you are bored
- >she is writing away
- >surprisingly its not lighting that paper on fire with how fast that quill is going
- >so peaceful
- > so engrossed with her work
- >but as you see it you know you have to do something
- Hey twilight
- >”yes”
- ”you have to feel this, I have a massive erection”
- >before she can even process what the fuck you just told her
- >you ball your hand up into a fist and press it into her face
- >Her eyes become pinpricks
- >she looks like she's got stutter herself to death
- >but before backing up frantically she starts screaming
- >”ewwww ewwwwww ew ew ewww get away get away get away what the hell do you think you are doing what are you doing that for I never asked for this oh my God I can't believe that...” blushing all the time
- >After about 30 seconds of that tirade
- >she calms down enough to hear you laughing your fucking ass off at her
- >she soon goes from blushing to embarrass to pissed
- >all while you're sitting there laughing as she kicks you the fuck out of her little housebrary.
- >Yeah she mad
- >At this point in your stay at Ponyville
- >no one really knows you're here yet
- >beyond the main six
- >Seeing as how you just ate you decided to hold off on visiting pinky
- >Fluttershy is way the fuck on the middle of nowhere
- >and you will among many things are lazy
- >so that's our fucking question
- >Rainbow Dash might be able to give you a bit of entertainment
- >but God knows where she's taken a nap
- >applejack would most likely just work your ass to the bone
- >twilight just kicked you the hell out
- >so that said
- >now was a great time to go fuck with a rarity.
- >Ha ha business hours
- >I can go in without needing to announce myself
- >so like God damn ninja you get in there without making a sound
- > you can hear it the sewing machine
- >she's taken a rather big order for your clothing
- >see your invisible but there's a chance you might become visible
- >so you decide to at least be wearing clothing
- >though you probably could get by with being naked seeing as it's pretty warm here right now
- >any clothing
- >or anything that hits you more or less becomes invisible within a few seconds
- >granted something like bed comforter never fully goes invisible
- >so it would appear that the more you where the less invisible shit becomes.
- >So inside carousel boutique you're trying to be as quiet as humanly possible
- >with all of your steps trying to get the source to the sounds
- >you can scare the ever loving shit out of rarity
- >God dammit you are good at being quiet
- >you managed to sneak into the room
- >despite her usual appearances this place is fucking messy
- >this will be a challenge not hitting anything that'll make noise
- >but you're up for it
- >A mix of tiptoeing sneaking around that you learned while avoiding things like Legos in the middle of the night so you can play some more while your parents were sleep is a skill you never really thought you'd ever having need to use again in your adult life
- > boy were you wrong
- >And here you are
- >about 1 foot away from her
- >you dare not get any closer just because you might breathe on her and she might notice your presence >the noises of the sewing machine is making it just loud enough so you can still breathe easily without her noticing
- >your waiting for her to stop sewing so she doesn't damage anything while your having your fun with her
- >All in all it's about five minutes before you can do anything
- >she stops
- >just finishing up a shirt that you know was for you
- >she holds it up in your direction
- >oh my God I don't think you can have a more perfect moment
- >you hold out your hands to your sides
- >ready to grab the sides of the shirt and smashing your face and scream
- >she is humming to herself
- >she has no idea what's about to happen
- >you grab hold of the shirt out of her magical grip which startles her
- >pressing into your face which can only assume makes her contort her face into that of horror
- >and then all there is to do Is to let it all out BLAREAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAABLARRRALAARAAAAAAAAAAA
- >Now she's screaming
- >backing up and
- >she just hit something
- >you take the shirt off your face
- > you look over towards her
- >all those bolts of fabric falling down on her
- >that screaming face
- >you can't stand anymore
- >your on the floor laughing your fucking ass off
- >probably quicker than it took twilight she understands what the hell just happened
- >and she mad
- >oh yeah you see that rage
- >you're about to run the fuck out of there
- >when you see her expression crack and start to laugh a bit at herself
- >good to know she can take a joke to
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