- >day you been burggled
- >yea even in techno color pony land, they still have robbers
- >but, you know what, you know who broke in anyway
- >if the yellow fur and pink hair by the broken windows wasn't a big enough hint
- >the yellow feather on your bed and a wet spot on your bed left just for you wasn't enough of a clue
- >no, if none of that convinced you who it was, the not that reads “Sorry for the window, I can fix that later, if that's all right with you” should send up some red flags
- >but that's not all, the kicker to all this, is she signed her name
- >fucking LEFT her NAME at the crime scene...
- > - fluttershy
- >yea, you have dealt with her and her... interests in you... for quite a long time
- >at first, cute
- >at times, annoying
- >but now... she stole a silver bullet for her
- >she may not have been bad before, but in her hooves now is a powerful weapon for her...
- >she took your book...
- >Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices
- >you see, you could report this,
- >in all honesty you should report this,
- >but that part of you that wants to see the car crash happen makes you reconsider...
- >you want to see how far she will go
- >you wonder what levels she will stoop to
- >and with that you go into town, and you buy a book
- >a blank book
- >one that you could document your encounters with the pony for future generations to get a kick out of
- >this will be amusing,
- >this will be depraved
- >this will be...
- interesting...
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