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Rainbow Dash thread!

By: _Silk_ on Dec 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.90 KB  |  hits: 57  |  expires: Never
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  2. Rainbow Dash's friends have decided that Rainbow needs a boyfriend to curb her ego. They also think that you need a girlfriend because you are on your way to become a fatass neckbeard addicted to clop. They have come up with a brilliant solution: to lock you both in a small house. It includes one bedroom, one bed, a full bathroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, a TV and computer. They will feed you but they will never let you out until they are convinced that you both love each other. Princess Twilight can legally do this.
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  4. How did it go?
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  8. >15012211
  9. >Princess Twilight can legally do this.
  10. >How did it go?
  11.  
  12. We fooled Twilight.
  13. We also beat the shit out of her with a pair of paddles and a magic nullifyer strapped to her horn in the privacy of my Equestrian home.
  14. Rainbow fucked her with a strap-on.
  15. Then I took a turn.
  16. Then back to her.
  17. Then back to me.
  18. We repeated this until we were convinced that she loved it.
  19. We weren't convinced.
  20. Not for a long while.
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  23. >15012271
  24. >Convinced the others that things were still shaky between you and Rainbow
  25. >You're actually best buddies now
  26. >Stay inside this new home of yours
  27. >You, Rainbow and Twilight
  28. >The others come around asking if you'd seen Twilight come by to visit
  29. >Say she hasn't visited in a long while and that you really couldn't tell, what with their being no windows and such
  30. >You and Rainbow continue to fuck Twilight endlessly until she either comes to love it and be fed leftovers or die
  31. >Such is the life of a pair of shut-ins
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  34. >With Twilight having chosen death over this, Rainbow forces her to eat
  35. >Unfortunately, Twilight regurgitates whatever is put down her throat
  36. >It's been too long
  37. >Twilight dies
  38. >Both yours and Rainbow's sanity dwindled to naught, the two of you continue to fuck the corpse in the following hours after her passing
  39. >Time continues to go by
  40. >There's a skeleton in your closet
  41. >Within the house; high-impact sexual violence
  42. >Between you and Rainbow
  43. >The two of you fucked continuously for hours on end
  44. >Pinkie comes by to check up on the two of you
  45. >"Wow-ee-zow-ee, Dash! What's been going on arou-"
  46. >Both you and Dash gaze at her holding her tray of food
  47. >Crazed looks in both of your eyes
  48. >Pinkie starts to tremble and back away
  49. >You no longer cared for the food
  50. >You both yank her back inside the safety of your house as she tries to retreat from the abode
  51. >She is your next prisoner
  52. >It was only a matter of hours before the princesses were at your door
  53. >Pinkie was locked in the closet, screaming with a gag in her mouth
  54. >A skeleton of her former friend
  55. >"LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!"
  56. >"THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!!"
  57. >The two of you screamed at the princesses
  58. >A woeful look overtakes Celestia's face
  59. >Luna, using her magic, grasped the two of you in a binding hold, her grip as tough as iron
  60. >The two royal sisters search around the house, checking in all the rooms
  61. >Feces and blood littered the floors
  62. >The rising stench of death, urine and... oh no
  63. >Racing to the bedroom, they hear muffled cries
  64.  
  65. >What followed after opening the closet that day was the start of a long and painful process in a futile attempt to fix things
  66. >Celestia... had gone mad
  67. >Many a day had followed with harsh, bitter winds
  68. >Celestia had vanished
  69. >Luna stepped up to take the role that her sister had done for a millennium in hopes that some day she may return
  70. >Perhaps then, the elements will help return her to her former self
  71. >But that would be for then and this was the now
  72. >The human and Rainbow Dash were to be publicly executed in Canterlot
  73. >The first in over four-thousand years
  74. >It was the only way Luna knew how to deal with such heretical acts that they had committed
  75. >A silence for another four hundred years following the event
  76.  
  77. >There would be no more star pupils, regardless of sheer talent
  78. >Those who proved themselves too dangerous and powerful with their magic were sent to be privately executed
  79. >They all lived on in fear
  80. >Luna knew she was in the wrong, but there was nothing she could do
  81. >No guidance to help light her way
  82. >Many a millennium had passed and she was feeling the weight of it all crumbling her bones to dust
  83. >She wouldn't be able to take much more before inevitably giving out
  84. >Thankfully, she was wise with her age and taught her subjects the ways of the sun and moon and left it to them to take control
  85. >Leaving guidelines for them to follow and entrusting upon them the peace that they had once known so long ago
  86. >"Bring happiness to the land once more."
  87. >Her dying wish
  88.  
  89. >The one thing that had been preserved of the forsaken house
  90. >Your computer
  91. >Locked away in a sealed case hidden the deepest depths of Canterlot's vaults
  92. >The monitor's screen lights up
  93. >A command prompt with nothing but a single flashing, vertical line on-screen
  94. >Beep