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Rapeville Ep. 03- Welcome to the NHK

By: _Leaf_ on Jul 9th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.43 KB  |  hits: 113  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 9 in Equestria.
  2. >The Griffins are long gone.
  3. >After they were driven out by the Changlings, four Ursa Major came and opened a can of whoop ass.
  4. >They're gone now too.
  5. >You come out from your underground hideout.
  6. >Living off scraps and filth has drained you.
  7. >Your clothes are mere rags now.
  8. >And your ass is still burning.
  9. >The whole town looks like it's been nuked.
  10. >It's absolutely silent save for the wind and creaking wood.
  11. "Must. Find. Food..."
  12. >When you get to where Sugar Cube Corner used to be, you find a packaged cookie.
  13. "Gift of the gods!"
  14. >Before you can grab it, it's snatched away.
  15. "Spike!"
  16. >The little dragon stuffs the cookie in his mouth and looks at you, "hey, you're that rapetoy thing. There's no more jewels left, I... I think Diamond Dogs have been on the edges of town. I'm so hungry..."
  17. >You look around.
  18. "It'll be alright little guy. Is there anyone else alive?"
  19. >He zones out, "no... No more ponies. There's. No. More. PONIES!"
  20. >He rips the spike off the end of his tail.
  21. >It glows red with a magical symbol.
  22. >Before your eyes, Spike turns into a twenty foot tall monstrosity, throbbing with muscles.
  23. >He laughs with a deep voice, "finally! With all the ponies and Griffins gone, I can reveal my true form: The Draconic God Tiamat!"
  24. >You back away.
  25. "So, are we gonna um, get those Diamond Dogs?"
  26. >He grabs you and slams you to the ground.
  27. >"Welcome to the New Hell Kingdom motherfucker, I'm going in dry!"