- >You are dead.
- >Well you were.
- >Some guy decided to get fucking loaded and crash his car through your house.
- >And into your face.
- >After dying in a pool of your own blood, you woke up perfectly fine in a forest.
- >You wander around, finally coming out into a town.
- >It seems you've come back to life in your favorite show, My Little Pony.
- >Barely able to contain your excitement, you walk out into the square.
- "Hello ponies! My name is Anon! I have come here from far away, I hope we can be friends!"
- >All the ponies stop and stare at you.
- >Complete silence.
- >Until Berry Punch stands on her hind hooves and points at you.
- >"RAPE THAT THING!"
- >The entire town runs at you, coming from every house.
- >An air raid siren begins to wail.
- >You turn and run faster than you have ever ran before.
- "What the fuuuuuuuuck?!"
- >The Cutie Mark Crusaders run out from behind a tree and trip you.
- >You sprawl into the dirt and all the ponies of Ponyville surround you, chanting.
- >"Rape that thing. Rape that thing. Rape that thing."
- "W-what are you all doing?! I want to be your friend!"
- >Fluttershy steps forward and the others make way for her.
- >She bends down to you, staring with wide eyes.
- >"There are no friends here, thing," she whispers.
- >"Only rape."
- >Your first day in Ponyville you are raped.
- >By the entire town.
- >As you lay on the ground, naked and shivering, the ponies all leave satisfied.
- >Fluttershy tosses your clothes on you.
- >"Welcome to Ponyville f-faggot. We hope you enjoy your stay."
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