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Boner Police Ep. 05: Season Finale

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  1. "I have gathered you here because I need your help. You all owe me for something or other and I'm cashing in my chips."
  2. >Cherry Berry crosses her legs and nods, "I'm in. Fuck the police. Fuck the Boner Police. I want my fucking balloon back."
  3. >Berry Punch is actually sober today.
  4. >She's weird when not drunk.
  5. >Joyful one moment, depressed the next, then violently angry.
  6. >You think the two berry ponies might be related...
  7. >Cheerilee smiles at you, "I really do owe you Anon, you know, for that time you pis-"
  8. "YES! As I was saying, the Boner Popo should be here at any moment and we're going to have some fun."
  9. >There's a sound on the roof.
  10. "Show time."
  11. >The four of you run up your stairs and climb out of your window, onto the roof.
  12. >The Boner Police have landed on your house in Cherry Berry's balloon with Rainbow Dash shrieking.
  13. >"BWEEW WEEW, RAPE FROM ABOVE! DICK SIGHTED!"
  14. >Cherry roars and slaps her goggles over her eyes, "GRAAAAWR!"
  15. >She charges, "FUCK THE POLICE!"
  16. "Cherry no!"
  17. >Berry Punch charges right after her, "fuck parol!"
  18. >You hop on Cheerilee's back and she runs at the balloon.
  19. >The three Boner Police hop out of the balloon, brandishing their dragon dicks.
  20. >Rainbow Dash slaps Cherry across the face with a cock-block, sending her sprawling across the roof shingles.
  21. >Lyra tries to suppress Berry Punch with magic, but her spell is weak.
  22. >She gets kicked right in the face.
  23. >You jump off of Cheerilee's back, sailing through the air straight at a terrified Fluttershy.
  24. "VENGEANCE!"
  25.  
  26.  
  27. >You collide with Fluttershy, your bodies tangling and rolling over one another.
  28. >When you come to a stop you see that she has been knocked out.
  29. >You jam her dick baton in her twat
  30. >And toss her off the roof.
  31. >King of the castle.
  32. >You see that Rainbow Dash and Cherry Berry are facing off.
  33. >Running up quietly behind Dash, you squat and punch.
  34. >Your whole arm slides into her vagina.
  35. >Now you have a Rainbow boxing glove.
  36. >She screams and flails but is unable to escape.
  37. >"BWEEW WEEW! OH!"
  38. >You turn and punch Lyra with Dash.
  39. >The two go flying off your roof.
  40. >Cherry Berry hops in her balloon and takes off, shaking her hoof angrily.
  41. >"FUCK ALL OF YOUUUUuuuuuu..."
  42. …
  43. >The next day you are reading the paper.
  44. >You see an article about the Boner Police resigning.
  45. "Best. Day. Ever."
  46. >There's a knock on your door and you go answer it.
  47. >Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Lyra stand outside, looking normal.
  48. >"We're s-sorry about all the trouble Anon," Fluttershy hides in her mane.
  49. >Lyra rubs the back of her head, "yeah, we're done with all that Boner Police stuff."
  50. >Rainbow Dash puts on an eye patch.
  51. >"Yes! Because we're Dick Pirates now! YO HO HO!"
  52. >Berry Punch crashes a huge pirate ship through your house, "yo- hic- ho!"
  53. >The three other ponies jump aboard.
  54. >"Set sail for rape! GARR!"
  55.  
  56.  
  57. +++BOOTY AWAITS+++
  58.  
  59. Fluttershy: Are ya r-ready rapists?
  60. Cast: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
  61.  
  62. >Rinbow Dash: Yo ho ho, a pirape life for me.
  63. >Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  64.  
  65. >Lyra: We rape and we pillage, from dock to dock!
  66. >Fluttershy: We're on a crusade for hot monkey c-cock!
  67.  
  68. >Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  69.  
  70. >Berry Punch: We dance all night, why's all the rum gone?
  71. >Anon: I hate you all, get the fuck off my lawn.
  72.  
  73. >Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  74. >Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  75.  
  76. >Cheerilee: Some like piss
  77. >Cherry Berry: Some are MAD!
  78. >Tootsie Roll: I'm misunderstood
  79. >Anon: No you're just a fag
  80.  
  81. >Cast: YO HO HO, A PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  82.  
  83. >Lyra: Ropes and boats and pegs for hooves!
  84. >Fluttershy: I just want to peg that dude...
  85. >Rainbow Dash: It's more than a hobby oh can't you seeeeeeee!
  86.  
  87. >Cast: THE PIRAPE LIFE FOR ME!
  88. >Cast: THE PIIIIIRAAAAAPE LIIIIFE FOOOOOOR MEEEEEEE!
  89.  
  90. >Lyra: wow that was good!
  91. >Rainbow Dash: Nailed it! YO HO!
  92. >Fluttershy: Did anyone record that?
  93. >Berry Punch: My parol officer is gonna love this.
  94. >Anon: No, seriously. Get the fuck off of my lawn. It's three in the morning and you're singing songs. I'm calling the police. Fuck you all. Get fucked.
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