Title:           Boner Police Ep. 02: Reptile House / Hot Pee For Teacher
Author:          _Leaf_
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/vyYeUvrn
First Edit:      Monday 1st of July 2013 08:19:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 1st of July 2013 08:19:39 PM CDT

>Today you are going to the zoo.
>You are taking Lyra since it's her birthday.
>Even though she's one of your three rapists.
>She's the smart one too...
>Rainbow Dash is the muscle, Fluttershy is the spirit and Lyra is the brains.
>You'll have to be extra careful.
>She is also a part of the Boner Police after all.
>The trip starts out pretty normal.
>You watch Lyra chase around a peacock, wave at the monkeys (ignoring her jokes about them being your family), try to convince a janitor to let her into the tiger exhibit and finally buy her lunch.
"Where do you want to go next Lyra?"
>She makes you hand-feed her popcorn so she can lick your fingers.
>Fucking birthday wishes.
>"Oo! I heard there is an exhibit where you can hold reptiles! Like frogs and stuff!"
>After you finish the embarrassing lunch/snack, you take her to the reptile house.
>She walks right up to a pony holding a snake.
>"Can I get that snake?"
>You turn and look at the poisonous tree frogs.
>"Anon! Look! He likes me!"
>You turn and lose your shit.
>Lyra stands with her ass to you.
>The yellow snake is halfway in her vagina, wiggling all over the place.
>She groans and the snake is sucked all the way in.
"LYRA! What the fuck?!"
>The handler pony is freaking out, "sir! You have to get that snake out of her! It's extremely rare!"
>You can't say no and spend the rest of your time at the zoo wrist deep in Lyra, trying to pull out a slippery snake.
>Lyra moans the whole time.
>"Best. Birthday. Ever."
 
+++HAPPY BIRTHDAY+++
 
>Right. Left. Another right.
>A cramp is forming in your side.
>It's pretty foolish to try out running Rainbow but you seem to be losing her.
>Today you woke up to her staring at your morning wood, flexing her wings.
>She was wearing that horrible mustache.
>You open a door and run into a random building.
>Outside you can hear Rainbow Dash zoom by, screaming like a siren.
>"BWEEW BWEEW BWEEW!"
>Fuck that was close.
>"Anon? School is closed on Sundays."
>You notice Cheerilee standing in front of you.
>Looks like you've hidden in the school.
"Please just let me hide here Ms. Cheerilee, I can't go out there!"
>She sets down her papers and smiles, "I'll let you hide here. You just have to do me one little favor."
"Sure. Anything."
>She walks over to you and tosses her mane, "pull down your pants."
>You put a chair in front of you.
"Hell no."
>She looks over at the phone
>"It would be terrible if I had to call the Boner Police and tell them some ruffian broke into the school..."
>You laugh nervously.
"They can't a-arrest us all."
>She throws the chair aside, "I don't think you believe that Anon. Just drop the pants."
>You comply.
>Cheerilee looks at your crotch and licks her lips.
>She lays down in front of you, exposing her belly.
>"Now pee on me. Douse me in gold."
>This bitch be trippin'.
"I don't-"
>"I will call Boner Chief Fluttershy, Anon. Unless you soak me in your piss. I've had a long week and I need to decompress."
>For three hours you piss all over the teacher pony.
>Only stopping to drink water.
>Today was no stranger than any other in Ponyville.