Southern Anon in Equestria 2 - Introductions

>You begin to stir and awaken several hours later

>Once again, not where you passed out

>Explainable this time, however, as you're on what appears to be a sofa in what looks to be a small cottage

>'Small' in this case meaning you'd think Hobbits lived here if they actually existed

>Someone has obviously taken the time to dry you off, drop you to your skivvies, and patch you up something fierce

>You note your head is wrapped but that the bandaging is sparse

>Musta fell hard on a rock or something, but not drawn blood

>You know better than to touch that bastard, it's gonna hurt like hell on its own eventually WITHOUT your help

>Probably leave a pop knot for a bit, but that's fine

>You got away from whatever those wolf-tree-THINGS are alive

>You start to huddle to your feet, but think better of standing too quickly

>Your body doesn't like the now sudden movements though, as you realize just how much your everything hurts

>but you're currently unable to find any fucks to give

>You realize that you've still not eaten, and you spy your backpack to the side of the door

>Food is priority one

>You stand carefully and slowly zombie-gait your happy ass over to the door, and grab your pack

>You shamble your way to what looks to be the kitchen, to rinse off the apples properly before you start devouring them

>They are in the same bag as your sweaty socks and stank underwear, after all

>You find the sink and start pulling out the apples, but you notice something as you pull the last few out

Where'd all mah clothes git to?

>You start to scratch your head, then yelp when you hit the lump on your noggin.

>THis elicites a response from the second floor

>"OH! Umm... h-hello? Is... Is everything alright down there?"

>Well shit

>You just noticed, through a window over the sink, that it's dark out.

>You probably just woke up the, from the sounds of it, very shy woman who helped you

"Sorry, ma'am.  Didn't mean ta wake ya.  Ah was just grabbin' a bite to eat from mah bag, is all.  Noticed mah things are a touch missin', ya couldn't tell me whatcha did with 'em, couldja?"

>"Oh, I'm sorry.  As I was getting you back up river, I noticed that your things were, umm...  a tiny bit... smelly.  So, I, um, took them out and washed them.  They're hanging on a line outside to dry. I hope you don't mind."

>You hear the sound of two sets of footfalls heading for the stairs at steady walking speed.

>You assume there's two of them, and they're concerned with your well being

>You rinse off the apple in the sink, then dry it off with a nearby dish towel

>You raise the apple up to take a bite out of it like Scruff McGruff takes a bite out of crime

>"So, umm... what are you anyway?  I don't think I've ever seen a little critter quite like you before."

>This question strikes you as odd

>and the footsteps have stopped behind you

>You turn around while speaking, your apple momentarily forgotten

"What d'ya mean, "what am I"?  What kinda silly question is th-"

>You stop dead as you see a pale yellow pony with a light pink mane and wings

>Wait wait, back the fuck up

>What, brain?

>Wings?

>it's a pony

>with a yellow coat

>soft pink mane

>and wings

>DAMMIT BRAIN, I CAN SEE THAT

>This shit ain't logical

>your mouth is agape, and your stare is quizically fixed on the pony

>You drop the apple, and the thud it makes when it lands is enough to knock you back to your senses

"What in tarnation is going on here?"

>"Oh, well, I found you down river, and you looked pretty badly-"

>You hold up a hand signaling her to stop

"You're a winged pony. And you can talk. H... How is this possible?"

>Brain, you stay right where you fucking are.

>Don't think I don't see that damned suit case.

>You can see the little pony begin backing away from you

"Please don't go. Ah'm sorry if I startled ya, but y'gotta understand, this is... new tah me.  Could ya atleast tell me where I am?  I might be able ta make heads or tails of this if I knew where I was."

>She seems a bit put off, but realizes the situation you're in

>"Oh, uhm... well we're about a mile or so away from Ponyville.  I found you down river of here, just outside of the Everfree Forest."

"Everfree Forest? Ponyville? Ain't heard of either of 'em before.  Where are they located?"

>"They're both in the Equestria. Are you okay? You must've hit your head REALLY hard if you can't even remember that. Do you even know what you are?  Because i've never seen anything like you before."

"O'COURSE ah know what ah am.  Ah'm a Human.  If y'ain't never met one of us, though, theres no way ah can be where ah started off."

>"What's a... a... Hyoo-mahn?"

>What's a human?

>She's serious, isn't she?

>You resist the urge to say 'A miserable pile of secrets', and begin the lengthy task of explaining things about your race

>You find it easiest to equate what you are to being a smarter, much less hairy version of several different apes

>You explain that humans are omnivorous, using a finger as a hook to hold your mouth open wider to show off your teeth, noting the canines

>This causes the pegasus to let out a tiny 'eep' sound and huddle facedown in her hooves

>You then explain that there are several animals that the majority of humans don't eat because of the ties they share with you

>You inform her that equines of all kinds are on that list, so you won't be eating her

>You reinforce this by finally starting to munch down your apple

>The little pony sees what you're doing and makes an effort in vain to stop you, her eyes widening as you bite off a huge chunk of your rainbow apple

>She ducks for cover behind the sofa in the next room

>You no sooner take the bite before feeling a shock of no less than 3000 volts course through your body

>You slump to floor, your entire body quaking and in immense pain from the shock coupled with your previous run

>"Oh, I knew I should have said something sooner. That's a Zap Apple. They're quite... shocking."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

>You both look around for where that scream just came from

>Well, you roll your eyes around to look since your whole self is still numb from the shock

>she ducks back behind the sofa

>A short moment passes

>You slowly begin to stand again, with much effort and groaning

>As you reach your fully standing position, a thought comes to your mind

"Ya know, ah just realized. We've been speaking all this time, but haven't properly introduced ourselves."

>You say this as you maneuver your way to the back of the couch

>You bend at the knees and come to rest on your haunches, putting out a hand to the yellow pony

"Ah thank ya kindly fer patchin' me up like ya have. Mah name's Anonymous, but ya'll just call me Anon, y'hear?"

>The pony looks up at you, your hand near her face, and gives soft smile

>"Hello Anon, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Fluttershy."