Title:           Southern Anon in Equestria 1 - The Arrival
Author:          Zortith
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First Edit:      Monday 30th of April 2012 05:12:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 30th of April 2012 05:12:59 PM CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-adxrICXEM4
 
>Okay, time to stop and take stock
>You've been wandering this damnable forest for days now
>You stop next to one of the forest's innumerable trees and take seat, propping your back on it
>Your provisions ran out yesterday
>No food, and you're fucking hungry
>You don't have any clue where the fuck you are
>You have no idea how you fell asleep next to one tree, only to wake up next to a completely different tree.
>Yeah, smooth move there
>Shut it, brain. That's totally your fault, not mine.
>Whatever.
>Somehow you've still got your stuff on you, even after the whole 'waking up somewhere else' crap
>still not sure how that worked, but meh
>the forest you started off in was peaceful and calm
>Since you've woken up lost that day however, it's changed.
>The forest is now dark and forboding.
>Almost maze-like even
>You're honestly starting to think you're going DEEPER into these forsaken woods
>And the fact that you've started hearing wolves recently isn't helping
>You notice your shoes are loose and re-tie them before standing again
>only to hit your head on a low branch.
"GoD FUCKIN' DAMMIT!!"
>You wince and start rubbing your head, and look above.
>You're amazed when you find yourself looking at-
Rainbow colored apples?  What in the hell?  Fuck it, food's food, and I've run out.
>You begin picking a couple of these crazy fruits because, again, fuck it, you're out of food.
>The first one grab you take note of the fact that there's a small static discharge, and you feel refreshed and reinvigorated
>Almost like the fruit is just GIVING you energy.
>You pack them away in your backpack, save one
>You take it, huff on it real nice, then rub it off on your shirt
>You take that apple, and proceed to put to your mouth
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRU9zAtcQDs
 
>You stop just before taking a bite of your prize, and slowly turn to see a small pack of wolves behind you.
>There's three of them
>And you take quick note that they're not regular wolves.
>They seem to be made completely of scrap wood from fallen trees.
>Well that's certainly different
>You're guessing they still act like normal wolves for most part though.
>You lock eyes with the one you believe is the pack lead
>You slowly put the apple in your backpack with the others
>eyes still locked, you zip it shut and get it onto your back.
>The entire time, the beast just growls at you
>the others don't seem to be moving, sensing the mental standoff
>You've decided you're not winning this staredown though
>The wolf blinks once, and that's all it takes
>You're outta there
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HaGJ7UjG7w
 
"SHITSHITSHITSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKFUCKDAMNSHITDAMNFUCKSHITFUCKDAMN!!!"
>Those wolves are on you like white on rice
>Not that you're looking for them at the moment
>No, you're too busy RUNNING FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED LIFE to see how far behind you they are
>no, the only real attention you're paying right now is snap decisions involving whether or not you have a safe footing in 3 steps or less
>needless to say, your jimmies are at MAXIMUM RUSTLE!!!
>You're coming up on a river though
>You can't see it, but you can hear the water rushing in the distance
>You begin looking out at the distance to find a way to get across
>You see a natural bridge up river
>Too far to matter
>You see more river down river
>Fuck you, brain
>Almost immediately ahead is a tall tree, with a vine hanging off a branch
>You could almost cross the river in a single bound with it.
>and you doubt the wolves would follow into the river.
Fuck it
>You decide it's better to risk a bit of injury to get away immediately, than to show the wolves a safe way across
>You put on one last burst of speed, and leap for the vine
>You grab that thing and are flying across the gap like you're god damn Tarzan
>Nearing the peak of forward momentum, you release the vine to gain air across
>Almost
>...Almost
>Nope.avi
>You fall short, and land with a heavy splash
>You begin working against the current almost immediately
>after a short fight, you hit the surface again and make landfall.
>You're panting and out of breath
>YOu take a look back across the river to see the wolves stopped
>They spot you, let out a small growl, but then turn away, and go back into the woods
>You go to stand, but your body is now at full stop, screaming at you for going through that whole ordeal
>and you've still not eaten
>As you stand, you wobble, collapse and hit your head
>Suddenly, blackness