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Southern Anon in Equestria 1 - The Arrival

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-adxrICXEM4
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  3. >Okay, time to stop and take stock
  4. >You've been wandering this damnable forest for days now
  5. >You stop next to one of the forest's innumerable trees and take seat, propping your back on it
  6. >Your provisions ran out yesterday
  7. >No food, and you're fucking hungry
  8. >You don't have any clue where the fuck you are
  9. >You have no idea how you fell asleep next to one tree, only to wake up next to a completely different tree.
  10. >Yeah, smooth move there
  11. >Shut it, brain. That's totally your fault, not mine.
  12. >Whatever.
  13. >Somehow you've still got your stuff on you, even after the whole 'waking up somewhere else' crap
  14. >still not sure how that worked, but meh
  15. >the forest you started off in was peaceful and calm
  16. >Since you've woken up lost that day however, it's changed.
  17. >The forest is now dark and forboding.
  18. >Almost maze-like even
  19. >You're honestly starting to think you're going DEEPER into these forsaken woods
  20. >And the fact that you've started hearing wolves recently isn't helping
  21. >You notice your shoes are loose and re-tie them before standing again
  22. >only to hit your head on a low branch.
  23. "GoD FUCKIN' DAMMIT!!"
  24. >You wince and start rubbing your head, and look above.
  25. >You're amazed when you find yourself looking at-
  26. Rainbow colored apples?  What in the hell?  Fuck it, food's food, and I've run out.
  27. >You begin picking a couple of these crazy fruits because, again, fuck it, you're out of food.
  28. >The first one grab you take note of the fact that there's a small static discharge, and you feel refreshed and reinvigorated
  29. >Almost like the fruit is just GIVING you energy.
  30. >You pack them away in your backpack, save one
  31. >You take it, huff on it real nice, then rub it off on your shirt
  32. >You take that apple, and proceed to put to your mouth
  33.  
  34. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRU9zAtcQDs
  35.  
  36. >You stop just before taking a bite of your prize, and slowly turn to see a small pack of wolves behind you.
  37. >There's three of them
  38. >And you take quick note that they're not regular wolves.
  39. >They seem to be made completely of scrap wood from fallen trees.
  40. >Well that's certainly different
  41. >You're guessing they still act like normal wolves for most part though.
  42. >You lock eyes with the one you believe is the pack lead
  43. >You slowly put the apple in your backpack with the others
  44. >eyes still locked, you zip it shut and get it onto your back.
  45. >The entire time, the beast just growls at you
  46. >the others don't seem to be moving, sensing the mental standoff
  47. >You've decided you're not winning this staredown though
  48. >The wolf blinks once, and that's all it takes
  49. >You're outta there
  50.  
  51. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HaGJ7UjG7w
  52.  
  53. "SHITSHITSHITSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKFUCKDAMNSHITDAMNFUCKSHITFUCKDAMN!!!"
  54. >Those wolves are on you like white on rice
  55. >Not that you're looking for them at the moment
  56. >No, you're too busy RUNNING FOR YOUR GOD DAMNED LIFE to see how far behind you they are
  57. >no, the only real attention you're paying right now is snap decisions involving whether or not you have a safe footing in 3 steps or less
  58. >needless to say, your jimmies are at MAXIMUM RUSTLE!!!
  59. >You're coming up on a river though
  60. >You can't see it, but you can hear the water rushing in the distance
  61. >You begin looking out at the distance to find a way to get across
  62. >You see a natural bridge up river
  63. >Too far to matter
  64. >You see more river down river
  65. >Fuck you, brain
  66. >Almost immediately ahead is a tall tree, with a vine hanging off a branch
  67. >You could almost cross the river in a single bound with it.
  68. >and you doubt the wolves would follow into the river.
  69. Fuck it
  70. >You decide it's better to risk a bit of injury to get away immediately, than to show the wolves a safe way across
  71. >You put on one last burst of speed, and leap for the vine
  72. >You grab that thing and are flying across the gap like you're god damn Tarzan
  73. >Nearing the peak of forward momentum, you release the vine to gain air across
  74. >Almost
  75. >...Almost
  76. >Nope.avi
  77. >You fall short, and land with a heavy splash
  78. >You begin working against the current almost immediately
  79. >after a short fight, you hit the surface again and make landfall.
  80. >You're panting and out of breath
  81. >YOu take a look back across the river to see the wolves stopped
  82. >They spot you, let out a small growl, but then turn away, and go back into the woods
  83. >You go to stand, but your body is now at full stop, screaming at you for going through that whole ordeal
  84. >and you've still not eaten
  85. >As you stand, you wobble, collapse and hit your head
  86. >Suddenly, blackness
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