Title:           Oneshot AiE - Pickle Barrel
Author:          Zortith
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/iR81bTH3
First Edit:      Monday 28th of May 2012 07:55:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 28th of May 2012 07:55:02 AM CDT

>Day pickle barrel in Equestria
>You're already awake and eating breakfast
>Delicious eggs and pancakes
>There's a knock at you front door
>You let out an exasperated sigh, and go open the door
>Oh look, it's Fluttershy
>It's always Fluttershy
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
"What do you want, Fluttershy?"
>"Oh, Anon, I've run out of things to guess as your fetish. Won't you please just tell me, so we can end this torment?"
>You roll your eyes, it had to happen eventually
"Fine, Fluttershy."
>"Wha-... Really? What is it then!"
"My fetish is shy girls, Fluttershy. You're just to forward for me to ever consider, what with you always trying to guess my fetish."
>Her jaw drops, and one of eyes just twitches
"I'm sorry, Fluttershy, but it would never work out."
>She finally just starts wailing, and runs back to her cottage
 
>It's been about 3 months since then
>Fluttershy doesn't visit you anymore
>Your days are a lot quieter