- >Day pickle barrel in Equestria
- >You're already awake and eating breakfast
- >Delicious eggs and pancakes
- >There's a knock at you front door
- >You let out an exasperated sigh, and go open the door
- >Oh look, it's Fluttershy
- >It's always Fluttershy
- >Every
- >Fucking
- >Time
- "What do you want, Fluttershy?"
- >"Oh, Anon, I've run out of things to guess as your fetish. Won't you please just tell me, so we can end this torment?"
- >You roll your eyes, it had to happen eventually
- "Fine, Fluttershy."
- >"Wha-... Really? What is it then!"
- "My fetish is shy girls, Fluttershy. You're just to forward for me to ever consider, what with you always trying to guess my fetish."
- >Her jaw drops, and one of eyes just twitches
- "I'm sorry, Fluttershy, but it would never work out."
- >She finally just starts wailing, and runs back to her cottage
- >It's been about 3 months since then
- >Fluttershy doesn't visit you anymore
- >Your days are a lot quieter
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