- >Day ♥♪!? in Equestria
- >It's a decent day out
- >You decide to grab your trusty guitar and head out to the park
- >You've taken notice that whenever one pony starts up music of some kind, almost everyp0ny else joins in
- >You've taken advantage of this fact numerous times by playing random shit you know around town
- >They literally throw money into your guitar case on some occasions
- >In fact, on your way to the park, you spy Pinkie Pie dashing around town singing
- >Something about how she loves smiles or some shit
- >Whatever, not the point
- >You have personally decided to test a particular song today
- >You arrive at the park, and take your guitar out of it's case
- >You place your head and arm through the strap, and play a couple of notes to check tuning
- >And then
- >You play
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nniE_e-e16o&t=8
- >As the final note rings, you feel the earth trembling
- >You look in your case and notice it's still empty
- >That doesn't usually happen
- >You look up and see the source of the mild quake
- >Your eyes widen in absolute, abject terror
- >Mares
- >hundreds of them
- >And they're all running at you
- >You've apparently just played the musical equivalent of the 'Want it need it' spell for your dick
- >You turn to flee, but are promptly taken down by Rainbow Dash
- >You quickly sit up, and are greeted by the entire herd
- >All of them scrambling to get your clothes off
- >Some time later, news gets around of a second estrus happening in Ponyville
- >None of the stallions were expecting it, so they were all caught
- >ALL of them
- >Two weeks later, you're still in the hospital, entire body in a cast
- >Fluttershy has volunteered to aid in your recovery
- >"Oh Anon, are groupies your fetish?"
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- >Every day is a bad day
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