Title:           Oneshot AiE - Music Man
Author:          Zortith
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/zf1ZZktq
First Edit:      Thursday 12th of July 2012 03:42:20 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 12th of July 2012 03:42:20 AM CDT

>Day ??!? in Equestria
>It's a decent day out
>You decide to grab your trusty guitar and head out to the park
>You've taken notice that whenever one pony starts up music of some kind, almost everyp0ny else joins in
>You've taken advantage of this fact numerous times by playing random shit you know around town
>They literally throw money into your guitar case on some occasions
>In fact, on your way to the park, you spy Pinkie Pie dashing around town singing
>Something about how she loves smiles or some shit
>Whatever, not the point
>You have personally decided to test a particular song today
>You arrive at the park, and take your guitar out of it's case
>You place your head and arm through the strap, and play a couple of notes to check tuning
>And then
>You play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nniE_e-e16o&t=8
 
>As the final note rings, you feel the earth trembling
>You look in your case and notice it's still empty
>That doesn't usually happen
>You look up and see the source of the mild quake
>Your eyes widen in absolute, abject terror
>Mares
>hundreds of them
>And they're all running at you
>You've apparently just played the musical equivalent of the 'Want it need it' spell for your dick
>You turn to flee, but are promptly taken down by Rainbow Dash
>You quickly sit up, and are greeted by the entire herd
>All of them scrambling to get your clothes off
>Some time later, news gets around of a second estrus happening in Ponyville
>None of the stallions were expecting it, so they were all caught
>ALL of them
>Two weeks later, you're still in the hospital, entire body in a cast
>Fluttershy has volunteered to aid in your recovery
>"Oh Anon, are groupies your fetish?"
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Every day is a bad day