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Oneshot AiE - Bad Start

By: Zortith on Apr 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.17 KB  |  hits: 138  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day number I don't fucking know anymore in Equestria
  2. >Wake up to knocking on door
  3. "God dammit Fluttershy, not today!"
  4. >"Anon, don't MAKE me bust this door down, you know full well I can do more damage than AJ could!"
  5. "Oh shit, sorry Rainbro! Just a sec!"
  6. >Quickly toss on clothes
  7. >Quick sniff
  8. >eh, still good
  9. >Open door
  10. "Hey Rainbro, what's the plan for todAYGOD DAMMIT!!"
  11. >Lassoed and hogtied by Rapeljack
  12. >"We gotcha, anon. Now, you're comin' with us, an' we're gonna buck ya senseless"
  13. "Rainbro! For the love of god, HELP!"
  14. >"Nothing doing, bro."
  15. >wat
  16. >"You've done nothing but whine about being able to hit it and quit it, and I'm tired of saving you all the time. So we made a deal."
  17. >uh-oh
  18. >"AJ, Fluttershy, and me are all gonna take turns with ya..."
  19. >"Eeyup."
  20. >"Umm... yes."
  21. >"...and each other."
  22. >oh shit
  23. >no
  24. >Oh shit, NO
  25. >FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
  26. "DAMMIT DASH, BROS DON'T DO THIS SHIT TO BROS."
  27. >gagged
  28. >"You need to get some, and I want it."
  29. >Rape and lesbian pony sex
  30. >Rape and lesbian pony sex EVERYWHERE
  31. >...
  32.  
  33.  
  34. >Day number I don't fucking know anymore in Equestria
  35. >Wake up screaming your lungs out
  36. >Just woke up
  37. >It's already a bad day
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