Title:           Rarity: The Apocalypse
Author:          Zix
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/gSU8gFvv
First Edit:      Tuesday 5th of February 2013 12:57:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 5th of February 2013 12:57:39 AM CDT

>Day after tomorrow in Equestria
>Wake up
>Actually, you're already awake from all of the noise going on outside
>It's really loud, as though a lot of chaos is happening
>Fuck the morning routine, go straight to your front door
>Open it
>See the world is in some sort of apocalyptic state
>Fuckin' meteors and fire everywhere
>Rarity is standing on your front porch, swooning
"Rarity, what the fuck is happening?"
>"Anon! It's the end of the world! Save me!"
>She hops into you, expecting you to catch her with your arms
>You don't hold out your arms
>She crashes into you, sending the two of you tumbling into your home
>You're struggling under her
>"Make me feel like a mare, again!"
>She begins to grope you while you're on the ground
>God dammit
"Rarity, get off! We have to get out of here!"
>Push her off and quickly stand up
>Run to your kitchen
>Thankfully, you came prepared with your innawoods.net set up
>Pick up your bags
>Quickly go back to the front of your house
>Rarity is gone
>There is a trail of your clothes on the ground leading from upstairs to outside
>Go up to check on your room
>Rarity stole all of your clothes
>There is a note on your bed
>The apocalypse outside has stopped
>Read the note:
>"Anon, the Apocalypse was an illusion I cast around your house. I took all your clothes. Come see me at my boutique~ <3 R."
>Fucking Rarity