- >Day after tomorrow in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Actually, you're already awake from all of the noise going on outside
- >It's really loud, as though a lot of chaos is happening
- >Fuck the morning routine, go straight to your front door
- >Open it
- >See the world is in some sort of apocalyptic state
- >Fuckin' meteors and fire everywhere
- >Rarity is standing on your front porch, swooning
- "Rarity, what the fuck is happening?"
- >"Anon! It's the end of the world! Save me!"
- >She hops into you, expecting you to catch her with your arms
- >You don't hold out your arms
- >She crashes into you, sending the two of you tumbling into your home
- >You're struggling under her
- >"Make me feel like a mare, again!"
- >She begins to grope you while you're on the ground
- >God dammit
- "Rarity, get off! We have to get out of here!"
- >Push her off and quickly stand up
- >Run to your kitchen
- >Thankfully, you came prepared with your innawoods.net set up
- >Pick up your bags
- >Quickly go back to the front of your house
- >Rarity is gone
- >There is a trail of your clothes on the ground leading from upstairs to outside
- >Go up to check on your room
- >Rarity stole all of your clothes
- >There is a note on your bed
- >The apocalypse outside has stopped
- >Read the note:
- >"Anon, the Apocalypse was an illusion I cast around your house. I took all your clothes. Come see me at my boutique~ <3 R."
- >Fucking Rarity
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