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Pinkie: Ignorance

By: Zix on Feb 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.88 KB  |  hits: 143  |  expires: Never
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  2. >Day ignorance is bliss in Equestria
  3. >Wake u-
  4. >"Hiya!"
  5. "What the eff!"
  6. >As soon as you open your eyes, you're rewarded with a pink face with two sky blue eyes
  7. >You instinctively flinch
  8. >Pinkie Pie is standing over you
  9. >"Good morning, Nonny!"
  10. >What the fuck, Pinkie
  11. "Pinkie, what the fu-"
  12. >She plants a kiss on your forehead
  13. >"Did you have a good sleep?"
  14. >You cover your face with your arms before she can continue her assault
  15. "Why the hell are you in my house!"
  16. >"Silly Anon, I'm in your house every day."
  17. >You grab her sides and lift her off of the bed, sitting up to face her
  18. >You have the urge to run away but you know how that turns out with Pinkie Pie
  19. "Usually you visit after I eat breakfast."
  20. >"But I wanted to break the meta."
  21. >You ignore her remark about the "meta"
  22. "Just... How long have you been standing over me?"
  23. >"As soon as you fell asleep, silly!"
  24. >You decide not to question her further
  25. >Ignorance is bliss, especially with Pinkie Pie
  26.  
  27. 2/2
  28. "Pinkie, this is going a bit too far. I don't want to get a restraining order on you."
  29. >"Restraining order?"
  30. >Fuck the p0ny system
  31. "You don't have restraining orders in Equestria?"
  32. >"Nopey-dopey."
  33. >You sigh
  34. >Despite her lack of courtesy for personal space, she has never been any real danger to you
  35. >You pat her head
  36. "Ugh... Don't do things like this, alright?"
  37. >"But I had fun last night."
  38. >Wat
  39. "Wait. Did we drink or something, last night?"
  40. >"Nope."
  41. "What do you mean you had fun last night? I was alone before I went to bed."
  42. >"So you think."
  43. "Pinkie, you're scaring me."
  44. >"Wake up."
  45. >Wake up in your modest house in P0nyville
  46. >You blink, noticing nothing was out of the ordinary
  47. >No sign of any pink nearby
  48. >As you get off the bed, you fail to notice the four hoof indents on the bed surrounding you
  49. >While showering, you realize the "rape" attempt had not happened yet, today
  50. >Or has it?
  51. >Fucking Pinkie Pie
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