Stoner in Equestria(Part 3)

>Day Marijuana Part 3

>Well, that was an okay night. You think you might likeRarity alot now.

>Or at least, you would, if she hadn't flipped two shits when she realized what had happened last night.

>She promptly kicked you out of her Boutique mumbling something about 'ladies'.

>Oh well.

>Your next roomie was Twilight. So you headed on over to the Treebary. She really should make that its official name.

>You knock and Spike comes to answer. He looks at the joint in your hand and give you a curious look.

>"Hey Anon, what's up? You here for Twilight?"

"Yeah, figured I'd spend the day here if I was gonna sleep here. Plus, Rarity kicked me out of the Boutique."

>"Really?! That doesn't sound like something Rarity would do. Shes so-"

>He rambles on about how awesome Rarity is. And you feel a little guilty knowing you 'bucked' her last night.

>You wouldn't say anything though. Not until Rarity did, and you're pretty sure she won't speak of it again.

>You walk past Spike and find Twilight messing around with some books.

"Hey Twi, what's going on?"

>"Oh hi Anon, how are-"

>She cuts off and glares at your hand. She's not serious is she?

>"Anonymous, is that thing on fire? Don't you know that could burn my books and even my whole library!"

>Woah. Fine, you'll take it outside then.

"Sorry Twilight, I'll finish this outside."

>You go to step outside but Twilight grabs you hand in magic. Not this shit again.

>"No need Anon, I'm joking. I merely need to put a spell on this here thing and it won't set my things on fire."

"How would-"

>"Fucking magic, I aint gotta explain shit."

>Point taken.

>You let her do her thing and go back to Spike. He's still going? Damn, you gotta give the little guy some credit.

>You snap your fingers in his face to snap him out of it. He gives you a sheepish grin in return.

>"Heh, sorry, got kinda carried away huh?"

"Eeyup. Don't worry about it though. C'mon lets go waste the day."

>You and Spike do exactly that. You left a pair of joints with Twilight so she could 'Magic' them up. You'd smoke those later.

>Hopefully, with Twilight. This will probably be really funny. You give a chuckle as the scene plays out in your head.

>Yeah, it'll probably be something like that.

>With the day wasted, you and Spike head back to Twilights. She seems engrossed in her books this time. You shoo Spike off and go to Twilight to settle your sleeping arangements.

>You snap her attention from her book when you flick your Zippo open. God, you love this thing.

>"Oh sorry Anon, didn't see ya there. Oh! We need to get you set up huh?"

>She rambles off and the two of you get everything set up. Ready for sleep, you call Twilight over for some chat.

"So Twi, you wanna try some of this?"

>"Oh, well I don't know Anonymous. I haven't researched it properly yet! Or at all for that matter! What if its harmful to p0nies?"

>You can't help but smile at that. Remembering Fluttershys couch-lock and Raritys personality flip.

"Don't worry, Flutters and Rarity already tried it. Zecora has too, if it makes you feel any better. Plus, experience is the best teacher!"

>Your not 100% sure about that, but hey, you want your friends to be happy. And high.

>"Oh...well I guess I could try some."

>You smile and explain what to do and the basics. Once your sure she gets it, you help her out like you did with Fluttershy.

>She takes her hit and you quickly pull the joint away before she could make it fall. Twice is bad enough.

>She starts coughing, but once she settles down she has a pretty far-off look in her eyes.

"Uhh, Twi? You ok?"

>She yelps, glancing around everywhere for the source of noise. Oh, fuck. You done goofed.

>When her eyes lock with yours, they grow wide with fear. You quickly run over and cover her mouth with your palm.

"Sorry Twi, can't have you screaming. Lets get you-"

>When you see her horn glow, you flick it. That seems to work. You carry her to her bed and cuddle her till she sleeps.

>Crude, but effective. You glad Spike didn't wake up either. That might have made things worse.

>Okay, so that didnt go as you thought it would. You'd imagined she would just get loopy, maybe get like Rarity.

>You werent expecting paranoia. Can you even get paranoid off weed? Your not sure.

>Oh well, shit happens.

>You think you'll stay with Twilight for the night, you'd rather not have her go crazy again.