Title:           Stoner in Equestria(Part 5)
Author:          ZeldaStep
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First Edit:      Thursday 3rd of January 2013 10:48:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 3rd of January 2013 10:48:09 PM CDT

>Day 'Aw Yeah Gurl' in Equestria.
>You feel fucking awesome.
>After you got AJ high, she was willing to hit the hay with you. You, of course, accepted.
>Expecting her to pull a 'Rarity', you turn to her and nudge her awake. Needless to say, you're pretty surprised when instead, she gives you a content smile and cuddles into you.
"Heh, guess last night must have been pretty good, huh?"
>Your comment gets you a hoof to the shoulder.
>After awhile, both of you get up and start the day. You stay for breakfast and help around a bit, before saying your goodbyes.
>AppleJack told you that you could come by anytime. You might take her up on that eventually.
>You leave Sweet Apple Acres and head to town. You figure you might as well pass some time before heading to your next destination,
>Sugarcube Corner.
>You walk around town, not doing anything of interest or importance. Saying 'hellos' where they're needed and such.
>Some time later, you decide its a decent enough time to head to Pinkie's place.
>As your walking, you start pondering what'll happen if Pinkie takes a hit of your weed. Her friends have all had varying reactions, the most similar being AJ and Rarity's.
>You can't really imagine a High Pinkie. And you're not sure if you want to!
>Arriving, you walk in and take your seat at a table near the back corner. It was the only place the Cakes let you smoke.
>Most p0nies didn't mind, but smoke during your meal is probably a little off-putting, so you understand.
>You're just about wrapping up your thoughts when the Pink Menace herself appears out of nowhere!
>Literally.
>You would question it, but you've been told not to question what Pinkie does. Oh, is she talking?
>You didn't get any of that.
"Err...sorry Pinkie, what was that?"
>"Oh, I'm just wondering how come you always got that! And what it is! And-"
>Dear God. Its just rambling now. You hold up a hand and she pauses. Neat trick.
"Pinkie, slow down and calm down. This, is-"
>You were holding out you joint, but you remembered your earlier thoughts on High Pinkie.
"Well, its a human thing."
>Which isn't really true. But- Hey where'd she go?
>She comes back with some muffins and cupcakes. You think they look a bit odd, but you pay it no mind. Free food, right?
>Plus, it helps to have some food when you got the munchies.
>You say your thanks to Pinkie and you take two, leaving four for her.
>She scarfs them down in a flash of pink. Damn. You'd hate to be hosting Pinkie if she ever got the munchies.
>But that won't happen! 'Cause Pinkie won't be getting any weed in her anytime soon.
>She brings out more pastries at random intervals, and you follow the same pattern of you taking a third.
>You both pass some time talking, or well, Pinkie talked. Occasionally giving you a chance for input.
>After about half an hour Pinkie get a really weird look in her eyes. Your kinda worried, she's being silent.
"Pinkie, you okay?"
>She snaps out of it but you can clearly see a hunger of monstrous proportions in her eyes. The fuck?
"Pink-"
>She's gone in a blur of pink, toward the kitchen she went! You follow, stopping dead in your tracks at the sight you behold.
>Shes eating everything.
>Anything that is food-related is shoved down her open maw. You're not sure how she's not choking.
>Still, the sight is pretty fucking scary.
>She seems to have eaten everything here and speeds out of Sugarcube Corner, a pink after-trail following.
>She seems to be going from house to house. Oh well, not your problem right?
>You figure you might as well grab your bag and head to bed. Pinkie apparently made room for you in her room.
>As you grab your bag, you can't help but think it seems a lot lighter...that's not right.
>You open it...and you don't even try to hold in the cry of complete despair that echos out of your mouth.
>Your weed! Gone! The ounce you had left, which was supposed to last you until Zecora made more, was but a few seeds and stems!
>Suddenly, Pinkie's extreme hunger makes sense. But how'd she finish an entire ou-
>The pastries.
>She...she baked your stash into pastries! M-maybe there was still some left over in the kitchen?
>You rush there and scour it for anything that remains, which, after the Pinkie Tornado, was nothing.
>You weep openly that night, making your sorrow known.
>Today was a bad day.