Title:           Stoner in Equestria(Part 4)
Author:          ZeldaStep
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First Edit:      Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 07:52:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 07:52:07 PM CDT

>Day...Fuck this is repetitive.
>You slept with Twilight last night, so you feel pretty good. Not that you actually took advantage of her paranoid state.
>Your not a terrible person! It was just cuddling, you swear! Still, Twilight seemed really flustered when she woke up.
>"Anon! Did- did we uumm, you know?"
"What? Oh, nah. You just flipped a shit or two when you took a hit of this stuff."
>You bring out another joint and light it. Nothing quite like wake 'n' bake.
>Her face get a bit of anger, and she speaks up again.
>"Anonymous! See, it was dangerous! You should have let me study it first!"
"Hey, in my defense, I didn't expect you to go all paranoid either. Its different for everyone."
>You start walking toward the door, ready to go waste another day, when Twilight teleports in front of you.
>You take a step back and manage to keep your hold on the joint. Your not sure you could take another fall.
"Uh, Twi, what's up?"
>She gets a creepy grin.
>"I'm going to do Science on that stuff. With or without your consent."
>She inches closer. Your fucking terrified, but your joint! It might be worse if she knows how much more you have.
"Ooooh...fine. Here, take it."
>You hold out the joint for her to take it and close your eyes. It pains you to be stripped of almost a whole joint.
>"Glad you picked the easy way Anon!"
>Her face goes back to normal and she quickly snatches the joint from your fingers. She runs to a basement you hadn't noticed she had.
>You get the fuck out of there.
>You're crashing at AJ's today so you make you way to Sweet Apple Acres.
>You figure you might as well help around the farm since they were being nice enough to let you stay there.
>You see AppleJack bucking some trees and you head in her direction.
"Hey AJ, what's up?"
>"Howdy there Anon. Y'all are here mighty early. Somethin' happen?"
"Nah, Twilight just creeped me out a bit so I left. Also, figured you might want some help around the farm."
>"Well that theres mighty kind of ya Anon! Since y'all are so eager to work, ah'll set something up for you."
>Her idea is for you to get the apples that stay on the tree after she bucks them. Simple enough.
>Sure, you had to help her carry the baskets back, but a little work never hurt. And she let you smoke! What an awesome boss, right?
>Ha, wrong.
>You were tired as hell when you and her finally went back to the barn.
>She said you couldn't smoke inside the barn, which you understood perfectly, what with Applebloom in there. And the fact that the barn itself is flammable.
>So, after dinner and getting set up, you went outside for your last smoke of the night. AJ walked out when you were halfway through the joint.
>"Howdy, Ah've been meanin' to ask Anon, what's that there thing you been eatin' all day?"
>You chuckle, you can't help it. The weed makes you giggly enough. The chuckle turns into full-blown laughter when you see the confusion on AppleJacks face.
>She seems upset that you're laughing at her though, so you try to rein it back.
"Sorry AJ, that was funnier than it had any right to be. This stuff makes me giggly, ya see? Anyway, I'm not eating it, I'm smoking it. You wanna try?"
>The hesitation is plain on her face, you feel kinda bad. She must think this is some human thing and doesn't wanna offend you.
"Its fine if you don't want to, I was just being curtious or sharing or something."
>You need to get your thoughts under control. You see some of her hesitation melt away.
>"Well, sure, Ah guess I could try some. Y'all said it makes ya 'giggly' right?"
"Well the effects differ in between people."
>You tell her about how her friends reacted, though you toned down Twilights reaction. No need to have another paranoid.
>She seems convinced now and you goes through the process of explaining how it works and all.
>You hold the joint for her while she takes hit and back up before she can start coughing.
>She takes it like a champ though, coughing a relatively small amount, compared to her friends.
"Nice hit AJ! You feel ok?"
>She gives you a weird look. You're scared you had another Twilight on your hands-
>She breaks out in a fit of giggles.
>"Hehe, did I ever tell ya, your pretty funny looking Anon! -snicker- Ya know, and you're all 'I wear clothes because I have to'."
>Wut.
"Uhh....AppleJack, what happened to your accent?"
>Your kinda creeped out. You don't think you're supposed to lose your accent when your high.
>Fucking P0ny Physics.
>"Heck if I know. But I think this is much better than my accent!"
>You have to agree. You didnt like typ- er hearing her accent anyway.
"Cool."
>You both make idle chatter as you finish the joint. You only give her another hit because she asks, but you're afraid to give her more.
>Two hits. New p0ny record here!
>You both go inside and you head to wear your sleeping. At least, you try to. AppleJack steps in your path and leads you to her room.
>Normally, you'd have rejected her. Either because, you're no horsefucker, or because of what happened with Rarity last time.
>But she's persistent, and hey, its sweet p0ny ass. Who are you to deny that?
>You make sure to give AJ an 'Applepie' that night.