Title:           Staring is Caring(ONE)
Author:          ZeldaStep
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First Edit:      Thursday 27th of December 2012 10:05:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 27th of December 2012 10:05:54 PM CDT

>Day Staring is Caring in Equestria.
>Ever since you got here, theres been one thing on your mind. Holy crap. Mareparts, mareparts everywhere.
>Flanks, plots, crotchtits, marehoods, the whole deal. These ponies didnt wear clothes! It'd be silly if they did though.
>As it were, you couldnt help but stare. Your 12-year old mind just following what puberty said. And puberty makes you horny.
>You might have been human, but the ponies were attractive! They weren't like the horses in your world.
>You weren't really into animals back home, but you were willing to try anything once. These mares don't care for you though.
>You were a 'foal' in their eyes. So you resorted to staring from afar. Of course, some ponies took your attention better than others.
>A minty green one named Lyra took kindly to your attention. Sometimes even giving you a free look. But she was just a tease.
>A grey pony, called Ditzy(you'd heard her been called Derpy once but that sounds mean) didnt really mind for your attention.
>She ignored you. There were six ponies though, that always managed to grab your attention.
>Yellow Quiet, as you'd call her, always shied away from you if you were around. She was pretty cute.
>Applejack didnt even try to hide her discomfort at being around you. Pinkie Pie...you just don't get Pinkie Pie.
>Sometimes she'd give you a peek, other times, she'd just ignore your staring.
>Purple Smart was always flustered if you were around. It seemed like she wanted to ask why you stared at ponies, but she was too embarressed to ask.
> Rarity...she kind of scares you. She seemed to like the attention at first, but now she's like full-blown exhibitionist.
>She's a tease though, giving you barely a moment to catch a glance at her mareparts.
>Blue Fast was your favorite though. Like Rarity, she seemed to like tje attention too. Then she started to blush.
>Sometimes the blush would be accompanied with her wings flaring out with a 'pomf', but you never had the attention span to ask what her wings meant.
>You started your day with a shower and some food. Your parents had taught you how to cook before you left.
>Never thought you'd have to be independent so soon. Pinkie helps out every so often too.
>She brings apples, pastries, and other foodstuffs. But you were MUCH happier to go to the market to buy things.
>Today was a market day, you loved market days. You didn't really need anything but it was always fun to go and ogle at the mares.
>You gave some stallions a curious look but never full-on stared. Anyhow, you left your little home and headed to the town square.
>You had to walk a bit but a walk never hurt anybody. You still use your 'Earth endings' beacause you havent really bothered to learn anything about these ponies.
>Other than that they were attractive, of course. You didn't really see any ponies on the way to the market but you soon found a nice piece of purple plot to gaze at.
>Hmmm....purple? Twilight? You force your eyes up to look at who it is as you jog to catch up to her.
>She doesn't seem to hear you. You adopt an evil grin as a plan comes to mind. Taking a moment to stare at that yummy flank, you get close to her ear and yell,
"TWILIGHT!"
>She yelps and jump up a comical distance. You decided physics don't work here anyway. She realizes its you and turns to face you.
>"Anon!! Why do you always do that?!"
"Well I cant scare anyone else except Fluttershy, and we both know how that turned out last time."
>Before you got used to how timid Fluttershy was, you had given her quite the scare one day.
>She'd ran home, crying, and didnt come out until her friends calmed her down a few days later.
>"Well thats no excuse to scare me! Why not just stop altogether?"
>She seemed to have calmed down and was glad you weren't staring at her 'pony parts' for a change.
>You'd get a glance later.
"Because that wouldn't be any fun! Come on, lighten up Twi."
>"Allright, allright. So Anon, how have you-"
>She cuts herself off when she notices your paying more attention to Berry Punch's flank.
>"Ugh, Anonymous! Cant you go one minute without staring a someponies flank?"
"I lasted the whole conversation didn't I? I should get a reward for going to long without looking for some plots."
>Twilight is not amused. You tore your eyes away from Berry's flank and faced Twilight again.
>"Anonymous, you need to learn some self-control. Or should I just put a blind spell on you?"
>She gets a wicked grin at the last part, while your face turns to one of horror.
"Not being able to look at 'pony parts'? Th-thats terrible! Y-you wouldn't really do that, would you Twilight?!"
>The evil of taking away your sight must have brought her to her senses.
>"Oh don't worry Anon, I wouldn't do that."
>You breath a sigh of relief and open your mouth to speak.
>"Unless I catch you staring at my flank, of course."
>You realize what she says as she starts to walk away.
>"See you around Anon~"
>You practically break your neck trying to get your eyes glued to the floor, so as to not even look in Twilights direction.
"You're evil Twilight! You-err...I- Damn it."
>You chance a glance around to make sure Twilights gone before continuing on your way.
>Not even the pastel-colored plots of Ponyville's ponies can cheer you up. As you're grumbling about Twilight and 'fucking magic' you bump into something.
>You look up to find a pony with a white coat. Rarity? No, wait thays blue. Rarity's mane is purple. A new pony?
>Your eyes trail up to find a pony with a spiky blue mane, some odd glasses, and a cool smile.
>"Hi! What's your name, dude? Your a dude right?"
>You take a moment to reply.
"Dude? Did you just say 'dude'?"
>She doesn't miss a beat and responds with a cheerful, "Yeah!"
>"I'm not wrong am I? I'm Vinyl, Vinyl Scratch. Who're you?"
"Err...I'm Anonymous but you can call me Anon, I guess."
>"Cool! Well I guess I'll see you around then Anon!"
"Um, ok? Bye?"
>She continues on her merry way and you take the chance to properly check her out.
>Holy-…Dat flank! She has to have the best plot you've seen since you got here. Of course, that's what you always think when you check out a new pony.
>She suddenly stops and you look up to find her staring at you. Thats what you think, anyway. You cant tell with the glasses.
>With a sultry grin, she continues forward. You can tell shes definetly putting on a show for you.
>Tonights gonna be a good night.
 
 
Decided to end it here instead of where it originally ended. As its just a bit of crap that I didnt like anyway.
 
You could go through the archive to find what Id written before if your really that curious.
 
 http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S6706865