- >Day This Bitch is Crazy in Equestria.
- >You are Rarity, and that brute Anonymous had told p0nies you dye your mane!
- >*scoff* The nerve! What you do to your mane is nop0nies business. Still, you can't help but wonder how he knew...
- >You made sure you were alone everytime you dyed your mane. And it only takes a quick spell, so he couldn't have just seen you do it!
- >H-he must have been spying! Oooooh, that BRUTE! You'd give him a good piece of your mind when you next saw him!
- >You calm yourself, you had ruined what you were working on in your fit of rage. You sigh, now you had to start all over.
- >Not that you had gotten much done anyway, you'd been focused with thoughts of Anonymous ever since he dared make the claim in front of all those p0nies.
- >He hadn't said how he knew but he sounded so sure that the other p0nies almost believed him!
- >Good thing you had shot down his rumors quickly. You had managed to keep a level head and act natural.
- >But, didn't he know you could get in trouble for something such as this? No, of course he wouldn't know.
- >He still hadn't gotten accustomed to life here at P0nyville. He didn't know that dyeing your mane was against the laws in Equestria.
- >The opening of your door breaks you from your thoughts. You put down your 'work' and head to the front door.
- >When you see who it is you practically growl. But, your a lady. Ladies do not growl. You give him a glare instead.
- "Anonymous."
- >"Rarity."
- >He seems unaffected by your glare. He even seems to be challenging it with a look of his own!
- "What could you possibly want after todays display?"
- >You have to rein in your voice so you don't start shouting right off the bat. You must keep your composure!
- >He seems to shrink a bit when you mention this morning. But his stance is fixed within a moment.
- >"I...I wanted to apoligize."
- >You can't hide the shock from your face, even as your 'inner lady' scolds you for being so easily shocked.
- >He doesn't give you a moment to recover as he continues.
- >"It was rude of me to expose you to the other p0nies. You should have the right to tell them yourself."
- >You recover in time to feel some anger drizzle back as he speaks. He still insists on this?! Still, you bring it under control.
- "Well, yes, you were rather uncouth this morning. But are you still insisting I dye my mane? -scoff- You are simply not capable of understanding things, yes?"
- >His eyes flare, you seem to have sparked something within him. You feel your own rage trickle out.
- >"Look, I came here to apoligize but if you're not going to admit that you're lying, I'll just leave."
- "Maybe that'd be the best option! You clearly do not know what you are talking about! Why are you so bent on insisting I dye my mane?"
- >"Because you do! I saw you do it! Your little spell thingy, the anxious looks around to make sure noone is watching. Why can't you just admit it and be done with it?!"
- >So he was watching you! But, how? Your spell made sure there were no p0nies aroun- Buck.
- >That's where you messed up. The spell you cast to check your surroundings only alerts you to p0nies within range.
- >Anonymous is a human and wouldn't set off your spell. You can't hold back your seething rage now.
- "ANONYMOUS, you DARE spy upon a lady while she tends to her PERSONAL matters?! What I do is my business, you need not stick your muzzle in it!"
- >He seems to step back a bit from your outburst. You had used a volume spell to make it seem like your voice was almost as loud as the Royal Canterlot Voice.
- >"What's it matter Rarity? Its not like they'll kill you for dyeing your mane!"
- >Right as he says those words your door is bucked down.
- >A group of Royal guards trot in and surround you. You dare not fight them, your situation is bad enough as is.
- >"W-wait what's going on? Why are you guys here?"
- >You give Anonymous a deadpan glare.
- "Dyeing your mane is against the Equestrian laws. You exposed me, I hope your proud."
- >Anonymous' face turns to horror as the guards carry you out the door and to Canterlot, where you will face your punishment.
- >You manage to shout one last thing before Anonymous is out of earshot.
- "BUCK YOU ANONYMOUS, BRUTE!"
- >You hope he's happy.
- >The princess ends up locking you in the dungeons, only to be freed if the Elements of Harmony are needed once again.
- >Today was a 'Fuck Canon' day.

