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By: ZeldaStep on Jan 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.39 KB  |  hits: 68  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 'Comics' in Equestria.
  2. >They don't have comics here. You're going to die, you LOVE comics!
  3. >Apparently though, they seem okay with making some!
  4. >You and some other p0nies brainstorm some ideas, settling in making two kinds of comics.
  5. >A cartoony-childish comics, filled with colors, jokes, and all that good stuff kids like. With a more mature version for the p0nies that aren't total fillies, of course.
  6. >The other version, well, it was pretty much a Playboy magazine. Though, the called it Playp0ny. Oh god, the corniness.
  7. >You, got to supervise everything, making the occasional story here and there. Sometimes editing or just plain helping out.
  8. >This also meant, however, that you had to look over the comics when needed.
  9. >You had to read comics designed for kids, then look at naked p0nies. Er, well, they were always naked, but they were more revealing here.
  10. >They sometimes wore socks though. Apparently, that's some kinda lingerie here.
  11. >This obviously got to you, having total why-boners from the mares, then reading about friendship, smiles, and happiness?
  12. >Not good for your boner.
  13. >It got to the point where you just didn't bother trying to control yourself. You read the filly comics with a raging hard-on.
  14. >That didn't sit well with the p0nies.
  15. >Eventually, they kicked you off staff, though you still made some profit since the comics were your idea.
  16. >Today was a 'What am I doing with my life' kinda day.
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