- >be fluffy pony owner
- >fluffy pony is an adorable mint green earth pony
- >plays all day in park
- >stays where you can see it, like you asked
- >even comes back to you the first time you call it to go home
- >you decide to take fluffy to whatever eatery it wants for not being a dumbass like all the other ponies
- >it points across the street at Skyline Chili and says "dat sign pwetty!"
- >take it in, sit in corner bench away from people because you know what's coming
- >fluffy pony flips its shit when it sees a picture of spaghetti on the menu
- >"daddy, dis west... weta... pwace da best!"
- >fluffy pony orders spaghetti and you order chili dog
- >fluffy pony loudly babbles "when sketties?" the entire wait
- >fat Ohio waitress brings your food over
- >fluffy pony sticks its muzzle right into spaghetti sauce that's 40% water
- >fluffy pony has drowned in spaghetti
- >quietly leave your dead pony facedown in its watery red grave, pay and exit unnoticed
- >still not the nastiest thing someone's done in a Skyline
- >should have gone to Hardee's
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