Title:           Skyline (Short)
Author:          Zeikfried
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/eesBBaa9
First Edit:      Sunday 29th of April 2012 09:25:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 29th of April 2012 09:25:12 PM CDT

>be fluffy pony owner
>fluffy pony is an adorable mint green earth pony
>plays all day in park
>stays where you can see it, like you asked
>even comes back to you the first time you call it to go home
>you decide to take fluffy to whatever eatery it wants for not being a dumbass like all the other ponies
>it points across the street at Skyline Chili and says "dat sign pwetty!"
>take it in, sit in corner bench away from people because you know what's coming
>fluffy pony flips its shit when it sees a picture of spaghetti on the menu
>"daddy, dis west... weta... pwace da best!"
>fluffy pony orders spaghetti and you order chili dog
>fluffy pony loudly babbles "when sketties?" the entire wait
>fat Ohio waitress brings your food over
>fluffy pony sticks its muzzle right into spaghetti sauce that's 40% water
>fluffy pony has drowned in spaghetti
>quietly leave your dead pony facedown in its watery red grave, pay and exit unnoticed
>still not the nastiest thing someone's done in a Skyline
>should have gone to Hardee's