- >Need a new fluffy pony, the last one got pregnant and then fluffsploded in panic during a bath
- >Foals fall out, everypony dies
- >You head to the shelter and pick out a small snow-white unicorn colt
- >You take your pony home and wash him up, pinching his nose and mouth closed as you clean his face
- >He hates it, but he'd hate drowning more
- >You set down a bowl of spaghetti to celebrate your new pet
- >He is overjoyed
- >After eating, you put on some Wu-Tang clan and roughhouse with your fluffy in the backyard
- >He loves to dig in the dirt with his horn and hooves and get muddy while you relax to your music
- >Your fluffy needs a name
- >You love Wu-Tang, your fluffy loves dirt, so
- >Old Dirty Bastard
- >Fluffy repeats after you, "Owd Diwty Bastawd!" then giggles at his own name
- >You get along great, soon the fluffy is housebroken and doesn't even need his nose pinched anymore during baths
- >He also takes to your favorite music quite well and starts to pick up words from it
- >He'll greet you in the mornings with "Hewwo niggaw!" which makes you laugh like crazy
- >Your friends think it's hilarious
- >They're all jealous of your awesome new fluffy and want to hang out all the time
- >One day in summer you leave the window open too wide when you leave for work and ODB gets out
- >He wanders the streets for a while, calling for you
- >He sees three black guys hanging around a corner store
- >Snow-white pony walks up to them, smiling
- >"Hewwo niggaw!"
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