Basketty Neggs (Short)

>you're making your famous scrambled egg and spaghetti tonight

>fluffy pony is going apeshit

>"When basketty neggs?!"

>he asks for like the fifth time in twenty minutes

>"Shut up, that's when."

>"Daddy siwwy."

>you boil the noodles in salted water, and scramble four eggs in a buttered pan.

>the softened noodles get a turn in the pan after the eggs are scraped out, to give them a bit of crunch

>parceling out two portions of noodle, you pick up the egg plate with your fingertips and bring all three plates over to your low dining table

>sitting cross-legged, you prepare to serve your pony some fuckin' basketty neggs when the phone rings

>urgh, you get up to get it... it's mom

>you have to be nice to your mom at least a little while before you mention you were at dinner; it's Man Law

>after shooting the shit, you casually drop the d-word and she lets you go

>on the table, there are... two empty plates and one with noodles

>"Fluffy, where are the rest of the eggs?"

>"Fwuffy eat! Was yummy!"

>fucking fluffy pony put all his eggs in one basketti

>lock him in the saferoom with his egg farts