Title: FSA: 1-8 Author: ZedjaBlack Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Bua1fWRM First Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 08:54:33 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 08:54:33 AM CDT "See!?! This is why you're the worst pony, Rarity." Twilight was seething with rage.   "Oh, come now Twilight. I can’t help it if I'm more popular with the colts than you girls. Well, mares in Rainbow’s case." Rarity said defensively.   Rainbow Dash looked at the ground.   She continued. “I know that you girls may feel uncomfortable around me, now that you know that I’m sexually experienced, but-”     Twilight interrupted her. Rarity’s complete disregard of the matter at hand set Twilight off.   “You. Dumb. Slut. Do you really think any of this has to do with how many dicks you can jam into yourself? This is about the fact that you are too stupid to wash your disgusting ass after sex! There is absolutely no reason to have seamen inside you while your just walking around town, but your idiotic ass decides to do it anyway and doom all of Equestria at the same time! Rarity, you are the worst pony. And the only reason we have ever decided to hang out with you was because of that Elements of Harmony bullshit! None of us have ever liked you, except maybe Fluttershy, and all we wish you would just move back to Manehattan where you came from!”   Rarity had tears in her eyes as she looked away. “I...didn’t know you felt that way.”   “Uh, sorry Twilight but you got it wrong,” Pinkie Pie was looking over Applejack and Rainbow Dash to look at her. “Applejack is the worst pony.”   “What?” Applejack asked, clearly offended.   “Sorry AJ but it’s true, nopony really likes you. Well, there is one person, but he’s basicly a zebra, so nopony cares what he thinks.”   “Pinkie, where did you hear that?” Twilight asked, some of her rage being replaced with confusion. “None of us have anything against Applejack.”   “Well, actually I-” Rarity began, but silenced herself when Twilight gave her a death stare.   “The Internet, of course.” Pinkie said.   “The...what?” Applejack questioned.     Blue, who had been quietly listening in on the conversation injected himself into it. He said something in Spanish that translated to, “I can’t believe you don’t know what the Internet is. It’s everywhere!”   “I know, right.” Pinkie said like he was the only person who understood anything important.     They both smiled largely at each other, like they were sharing some inside joke. They then remembered that they were enemies, and quickly turned their smiles into scowls.   The pink one then remembered something she meant to ask before.   “How did you dinos get in here anyway?”   Red looked up from the enlarging egg.   “None of us remember. All we remember is an explosion of rainbows that awoke us from our long slumber.”   “...The Sonic Rainboom?” Twilight asked herself.   “Oh, I was just wondering because you look like the supper, yummy, delicious, Super Chewy Dino Gummies I use to eat as a filly.” Pinkie said with a hopeful glint in her eye.   The mention of these candies made Rainbow Dash come to attention. She studied the creatures for a moment and said,   “Now that you mention it they do look like them. I remember eating them all the time, they were insanely popular back in Cloudsdale.”   “Now wait a minute. Why would Futtershy have candy in her.?” Applejack asked   Flutershy heard this and squeaked. She than quietly mumbled something into her microphone that no one could understand.   A lightbulb went off in the blue pegasus's head at that moment.   “Now I remember! Those are gummies! Back in Cloudsdale Fluttershy was bullied real bad. We,er, they  forced her to put pieces of candy in her vag or else they would pour liquid rainbow into her mouth. Of course she did it, and because of it they called her candy-vag until high school.”   Fluttershy sniffled.   “That makes sense,” Twilight said, “Well, as much sense as anything else that has happened today. And I’m guessing that when you made your first Sonic Rainboom and Fluttershy got her cutie mark, the dinosaurs came to life as well.”   “So....I was raped by candy?” Applejack said, he mind full of confusion.   “It seems that way,” Twilight said solemnly . “What do you think Pinkie?”   Twilight looked over to were the pink earth pony was hanging, but she wasn’t there. The tentacles that held her were now grasping  circles of air.   “How? Where? What? Pinkie?” Twilight looked around frantically.   “YEEOOOOWWW!” A deep voice bellowed from around the giant egg.   It was the yellow Long-neck, and on his tail was Pinkie Pie, happily chewing away at his yellow, chewy, artificially lemon flavored hide.   All four of the remaining mares mouths dropped, and Rarity turned a ligh shade of green. “Pinkie! Do you know how old that thing is?!” Rarity questioned “And it’s been inside Fluttershy’s privates of all places. Spit that out right now!”   “But, it’s gummy-licious.” Pinkie whined “And they don’t make these anymore. Who knows when I’ll have another chance to taste one?” Red stomped over to Pinkie, and picked her up off of his companion by the back of the neck, carefully avoiding her mouth.   “Disgusting...” he said disapprovingly. He then looked at all of the mares on the wall. “Shame, since the white one has enabled us to set our plan into motion, we were going to let you have the honor of being birth-mothers, and give birth to our might army. We still may, but this one,” He held up Pinkie Pie “has to go.”   “Squirm! Take this to the pit of green magma and dispose of it.”   The red, and yellow worm slithered over to Pinkie and wrapped itself around her.   “Ooh, you’re a super-sour squiggle worm” Pinkie said as she was being dragged away.   Her friends looked on in helpless terror as there friend was being pulled through the crack they entered the room from. The last they heard from her was,   “Hey Squirm, where we going?”   And then she was gone.   Fluttershy gave a gasp of horror.   “I know, sugarcube, Pinkie’s a goner.” Applejack said teary eyed.   “Oh now that makes two awful things about to happen.”   “What do you mean two. What else can be as awful as this,” Dash said a single tear dripping down her face.   “The little ones are back.....And they’ve got power tools.”