Title: FSA: 1-6 Author: ZedjaBlack Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/CWgn84vu First Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 08:52:39 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 08:52:39 AM CDT I’m tired of this.” “Me too.” "Me three.”   The group of three fillies have been looking for their sisters, and idol,  for hours now. They were having a slumber party that night, in their clubhouse. They convinced their older counterparts to join when they were done playing with Applejack’s machine. Thinking they had brushed them off, the girls started a new mission; Cutiemark Crusaders Man Pony Hunters. Their goal was to catch their three grownups, and force them to join their slumber party.   They had no luck so far. They tried almost every house in Ponyville and they couldn’t find them, or anyone who knew where they were. It was almost midnight, and they were about to give up hope.   Sweetie Belle, who was the most disappointed, sighed. “It’s no use. We better just go back.”   Applebloom agreed, “Yea, we shouldn’t be out this late anyhows.”   “Wait. who’s that?” Scootaloo pointed out a small figure moving in there direction.   “Ah think that’s Spike, Twilight’s brother or somethin’.”     It was.   “Maybe he knows where we can find them!” Sweetie Belle said with glee.   The group ran towards the young dragon, calling out his name.   He didn’t realize that they were there until he bumped into Scootaloo. He seemed confuse, and tired. There seemed to be something heavy on his mind.   “Oh, sorry,” he said “what do you three want?”   Scootaloo answered him, “We were hoping if you’ve seen Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack. We’ve been looking for them for hours now.”   Spike’s right eye twitched.   “I’ve seen Rainbow, and Rarity. They were back at Fluttershy’s place, but I wouldn’t go there if I were you.”   “Why not? What are they doing over there?”   “I don’t know, and I’m not sure if I want to find out.”   The purple dragon then continued on his way, one hand massaging his forehead.   “Ooh, mabye they’re doing secret grownup stuff!” the small unicorn chimed.   “Well, watta we watin’ for?” Applebloom said as she started to gallop  down the road. “Last one t’ Fluttershy’s is a Scootaloo!”   “That's not funny!” Scootaloo yelled as she and Sweetie Belle followed.   They quickly got to Flutershy’s cottage. They knocked on the door loudly since they knew no one was asleep inside. After about a minute of non-stop knocking the door swung open, revealing a furious looking rabbit. Angel’s eyes were bloodshot, and he glared at the three girls in a way that suggested murder. The three fillies nervously thanked the bunny and quickly headed upstairs.   When they opened the door the yellow pony's room, they were greated with an interesting sight. Fluttershy, who was moments ago convinced by Twilight to use the dildo that sat on the bed beside her, was still in the same position as she was earlier that night. Fluttershy had refused to use the headset offered to her, so Twilight got her a microphone on a stand, and a speaker to communicate with.   The shy pony squeaked when they opened the door.   "Oh, hello girls..." Fluttershy said uncomfortably; trying her best to hide her shame.   " Uh, Fluttershy." Sweetie Belle said, "Rarity told me that Ladys shouldn't sit like that."   "I...umm..."   "That's not important." Scootaloo interjected, "We want to know if you've seen Rainbow Dash or any of the others."   “We’re in here, squirt.” Rainbow Dash’s voice came from the speaker.   Noticing she had been speaking close to the microphone, Scootaloo grabbed it and began speaking to her hero.   “Where? Are you at Fluttershy’s still? The three of us have been looking everywhere for you.”   “Oh, we're at Fluttershy’s alright” Rainbow said with amusement.   “Just tell them,” Twilight said, her voice coming from the same speaker. “They have a right to know where their sisters are.”   “Oh, alright.” Rainbow sighed. “Kid, Pinkie got Applejack lost in Flutterhsy’s pussy, and were in here trying to save her.”   The three fillies gasped.   “Rainbow!”Rarity said angrily.”That was completely inappropriate. Don't use such language in front of children.”   “Wait, what I say?”   “The P word.” Rarity said tensely.   There was the sound of Rainbow Dash face-hoofing. “It’s not that bad. You know there are worse things I could say."   "True. But that word is far too brutish to describe a lady's privates."   "It doesn't matter. Whatever you call it, it describes the same thing."   "I agree withe Dash!" Pinkie piped up, " Cuz you know....."   Pinkie than began to sing a song, loosely to the tune of the one she sang back in Appleoosa.         " We may be inside it, But you can call it whatever you please, Vagina, cunt, or pussy, They all hold eggs and bleed. These tunnels are all one way Unless with the colts you lay. They are the same every day, So, what do say? you-"   "Pinkie!" Twilight yelled at her friend."That's quite enough."   She just giggled as a response.   Applebloom stepped away from the  microphone and addressed Fluttershy. “Uh, is there ‘nything we can do t’ help?”   Fluttershy lightly smiled, and said, “No, it’s better you leave this to the big ponies.”   “But we are big ponies!”   “I’m sure you are, b-but I don’t think you could really help right now.”   “We can help!” Scootaloo added as she and Sweetie Belle moved to stand beside their friend.   “Yea,” Sweetie Bell said cheerily, “We could be Cuiemark Crusaders Abortionists!”   Scootaloo looked at her like she was insane. “Abortionists, really? And you call me the dodo.”   “What was wrong with my idea?”   “Well they aren't babies, and we’re not trying to kill them.”   “I know what we could be.” Appleblom said. “We could be Cutiemark Crusaders Gynecologists!”   “Yea that’ll work!” “I like it!”   “Gyneocologists....” Fluttershy said with a whimper.   Then all three girls cheered the the title of their newest mission so loud that Fluttershy had to cover her ears.   “CUTIEMARK CRUSADERS GYNEOCOLOGISTS! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!”   They then began trotting together out of the room.   Before she left Applebloom turned around and said to the frightened pegasus, “Don’t worry Fluttershy. Applejack’s got a load of tools in the old barn. Once we get ‘em we’ll be right back t’ help you.”   “..............T-Tools?”     ….     “Girls, please hurry up!” Fluttershy breathlessly panicked through the four mares’ headsets. “The little ones are trying to be my doctor! I know they just want to help us, but I don’t think they have a clue of what they’re doing!”   “Don’t worry Fluttershy, we’ve almost reached Applejacks glow.” Rarity said soothingly. “We’ll just find her, and make our way out in less than a half hour.”   “J-just please hurry.”   “Yea, stop worryin’. Besides, what’s the worst they could do?” Rainbow Dash asked.   “T-they said they were going to use tools...”   Rainbow Dash just laughed.   “Well we would be there by now if Rarity didn’t have to brush her hair every five minutes.” Twilight said accusingly.   “Well excuse me for trying to look my best. You know the high humidity in here isn't helping either.”    Twilight sighed. “I planned for this expedition to take forty-five minutes. We’ve been in here for an hour and a half. And not to mention, you held us up before we even got inside.”   “You couldn’t have honestly expected me to wear lavender boots with a royal blue wetsuit. It was necessary for me to have gotten my own.”   Twilight face-hoofed.   The uncharacteristically quiet Pinkie Pie then piped up, “Oooh, look! a crack!”   It was true   There was a small space where the walls almost came togeather. There was a brilliant green light pouring through the slit.   “Applejack must be in there.” Rainbow said. “Lets go!”