- >You are Fluttershy, the meek, yellow Pegasus who lives outside the Everfree Forest.
- >You live with your animal friends, whom you take care of.
- >And today is bath day, and your friend Twilight Sparkle is here to help.
- “Thanks again for helping me, Twilight...”
- >”Oh, it’s no trouble at all! It’s odd that everyp0ny else was busy today.” She replies, smiling as she walks into your cottage.
- >The room is filled with small tubs of water and a lot of animals.
- >Twilight approaches a small bunny “Hi, Angel. Are you ready for your bath?”
- >The bunny replies with a grumble and a kick to her hoof.
- “Angel Bunny, please don’t hit Twilight... I mean...”
- >Your thought is interrupted by the bunny kicking the tub, cracking its wooden frame.
- >You squeak, recoiling as the crack startles you.
- >Twilight’s horn shimmers for a few moments, fixing the tub “Now I understand why nop0ny else was busy...” she mutters, walking over to another animal to bathe, leaving Angel with you.
- “O-Oh dear...”
- >You sigh, about to pick up the angry bunny, when an odd sound meets your ears.
- >”-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”
- >You squeak again, your head snapping towards the window overlooking the Everfree Forest.
- >”What was that?!” Twilight yelps
- “I-I don’t know...! It sounded hurt...”
- >Twilight looks around “We...could go check it out?” she offers, sounding anxious to leave.
- >You nod quietly, opening the front door and running out with Twilight in hot pursuit.
- >You are now /V/, the unconscious.
- >You think you hear voices, but aren’t sure if they’re there, or if your unconscious mind is playing tricks.
- >”-ll make it, thanks to you.”
- >”Oh good, we found it in a sorry state. Both of its legs were crushed beneath a house out in the Everfree.”
- >You start to wake up, but can’t open your eyes yet.
- >Your body is sore all over.
- >Wait. ALL over?
- >You feel that your legs are in intense pain.
- >dafuq?
- >You grumble softly, trying to open your eyes. You need to sort this shit out.
- >”Oh! It’s moving!” you hear someone say.
- >Your eyes slowly open, your blurry eyes staring at a white ceiling. In your peripheral vision, you see what looks like some hospital machines.
- >Your gaze then falls on the people who were talking in front of you.
- >Scratch that, horses.
- >Pastel coloured horses.
- >That can talk.
- >whatisthisIdon’teven.jpg
- >”Are you alright? Can you talk?” a white one asks, walking over to your side. You note that she’s wearing what looks like a nurse’s outfit
- “What... in... the fuck...”
- >The nurse steps back with a shocked look on its (from the voice, you assume it’s female) face “Oh my!”
- >A purple one, with a horn no less, steps forward “Fascinating... It can talk...” she mumbles scribbling something on a piece of paper.
- >You notice a quill floating as it writes on the paper.
- >Must be magnets.
- >You slowly sit up, wincing with every inch you move.
- >You stare at them, confused, and bluntly ask
- ”Am I high right now?”
- >”High...? No, we’re not much more above sea level...” replies the purple one.
- >You stare at her quietly for a second, before slowly pinching the bridge of your nose.
- >You feel like you should be more... Scared? No, these things aren’t scary at all. Worried? Maybe, but right now there are bigger fish to fry.
- “What... What the hell are you? Some kind of... Talking, alien horse?”
- >The purple one’s ears flatten when you mention horse, but answers you nonetheless “I’m a unicorn pony, thank you. And my name is Twilight Sparkle.”
- >Twilight Sparkle? Ohgod, you are definitely high.
- >”Now who and what are you?” she asks you.
- >You just stare at her for another few moments, before deciding to indulge in your delusional fantasy
- “The name’s /V/. And ain’t you ever see a human before?”
- >”A...human?” she asks curiously, edging closer as she pulls up a stool with whatever magic she was using to make the quill and paper float.
- “Uh... Yeah?”
- >notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.jpg
- >You quietly watch her scribble away at her notes.
- >She occasionally looks back up at you, but doesn’t say anything.
- >The more time she spends writing, the less you feel like you’re dreaming.
- “I’m not dreaming, am I.”
- >”As far as I can tell, you’re awake... /V/ was it?”
- “Fuck.”
- >Suddenly, a thought crosses your mind
- “My house...!”
- >Twilight looks up from her notes, to see your hands reaching out and grabbing her by the ‘shoulders’
- “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?!”
- >”Wh-what to do you mean?! My friend and I pulled you out from underneath it, and brought you straight here! What could we do!?” she answers, frightened by your aggravated shaking of her person.
- “Dammit!”
- >You let her go, and slam your fists into your legs.
- >It takes another second before you realise what you just did, and let out another yell
- “SHITTING FUCKNUGGETS.”
- >You swear your grinding teeth is audible to the both of you in the room.
- >Twilight shoots you a look after that outburst “You’ve really got a potty mouth on you.”
- “I seem to have misplaced my fucks given.”
- >you hiss between your teeth, your legs still throbbing in pain.
- “By the way, how are my legs still here?”
- >”Oh, it was hard work, but I managed to reconstruct your legs with my magic. Of course, if you don’t stay here for at least another month, those legs won’t have the time to heal.” She explains.
- “You’d best start explaining what the fuck is going on here. For starters, where am I?”
- >Twilight starts answering your questions, one by one, until the sun begins to set.
- >”Oh, look at the time... I’m sorry I can’t stay any longer, /V/. I need to get home.”
- >You nod, and watch as Twilight Sparkle (You’re still getting used to that name).
- >You carefully lie back down in the hospital bed to think and calm yourself down.
- >You’re in a land called Equestria.
- >There are apparently a bunch of other pastel marshmallows living here.
- >You’re the only human ever to show up here
- >And as far as they know, you have no way back home.
- >You’re stuck on a hospital bed for a month at least.
- >This means you don’t have access to your things for a month.
- >Just thinking about it rustles your jimmies beyond belief.
- >You loudly scream yourself to sleep, startling every other patient in the hospital.
- >End of the First Day
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